Fluffed Up Phanfic

The Adorable Fic

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Phillip Michael Lester was adorable. Fact. There is no opinion on this matter. Phil Lester is just in early hundred percent entirely CUTE. End of story. So when Dan says he does adorable stuff all the time, he does adorable stuff on the time. He his the literal walking cliché of the adorable deredere boy from anime. Take Asuma Mutsumi from Kiss Him not Me, merge him with Kosaki Onodera from Nisekoi, and make him a British man in reality and you get Phil Lester. He is just so adorable it's illegal.

Phil has his adorable habits that you would normally see in an anime girl or in some sort of fanfiction written by a young teenage girl. Such as he snuggles up to blankets with his feet peeking out because they're too hot. He sips his hot cocoa instead of chugging it like a man. He sleeps with a teddy bear (when he isn't cuddling with Dan) and he gets really annoying when Dan misses a deadline. But his favorite one of all is that Phil can fall asleep literally anywhere and still be adorable. He can literally leave for five minutes and when he gets back Phil was so bored without him that he just falls asleep and dreams about him. 

So Dan leaves Phil for maybe fifteen minutes. They were watching a Disney movie marathon because Phil decided to watch a few heartbreaking short films on YouTube and needed love, affection, and magical cartoon characters to make him feel happy again. Dan needed to go refil snacks and he had to take a piss so he left Phil. He made the snacks before going into the bathroom. He took his piss and may have checked tumblr, which lead to checking Twitter... you get the gist. So when he gets back he sees an adorable Phil still wearing his glasses and al snuggled up in a blanket with his little feet poking out with a pillow tucked underneath his arm like a teddy bear Dan just smiles like an idiot and lets out a soft laugh.

"Phil you adorable little twat. How am I going to get you to the bed? I'm not carrying you all the way to one of our bedrooms."

Of course, Phil couldn't hear him. He was asleep after all. He was lucky he was so damn cute or Dan would be annoyed. Dan looked at the television. They managed to get through Mulan, Pocahontas, Mary Poppins, Hercules, and maybe a quarter through the Princess and the Frog before Phil was out like a light. New record? They were really depressing short films. Not even Damn could bring himself to watch them with him. He offered, but he didn't want the heartache. Why did Phil watch them in the first place? To try and sympathize and understand the problems of everyone like the seeet little cinnamon roll he was. Too precious. Dan sighed and clicked the power button, turning off the television.

He looked back down at Phil. Really, what was he going to do with him? Dan just shook his head and sat down next to him. He lifted the blanket and found a way to get under there with him. Phil rolled over in his sleep and cuddled next to him, ditching the pillow. Probably because Dan was warm. He could feel it. Phil was really cold. It was a wonder how his feet weren't below freezing based on his fingertips alone. Dan embraced him back. Closing his eyes too. 

Napping together is adorable, just like our two favorite Boiz.

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I'm sorry this is so bad.