Fluffed Up Phanfic

The Autumn Fic

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Leaves falling off the branches of the tall trees, crumbling and cracking once stepped upon on the pavement. The cool  crisp breezes that wash through the entire United Kingdom. The smell of scented pine cones and candles filling the entire room. Pumpkin pies baking, chestnuts roasting, and eager children singing Christmas carols waiting for this tedious season to psss. But this season was anything but tedious. This season was Autumn, the one holding holidays like thanksgiving while at the same time bringing Halloween into the world. By far, Autumn had to be Dan Howell's Favorite season. Everything was just so warm Andy happy in autumn. Well, not for students, but certainly for him.

"Bear, I'm making an Apple Pie. If I burn the house down, you have permission to blame me."

Phil called out from the kitchen, wearing an autumn themed apron a Phan gave him because she said he would look so festive when cooking a thanksgiving meal. Dan knew she probably just wanted to see him act like a housewife and wear it. Now when it's August, September, October, or November and he's cooking, guess what he wears. Dan just chuckled, taking a drink out of the Pre-Made pumpkin spice latte he got out of the cold drinks section in Kroger's. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. You should. At least the Americans reading this should. That's such an American thing. That's it. No more American tours for Dan and Phil. They've been influenced by the Starbucks.

Dan was looking through wholesome stuff on the internet inspired by his most favorite season. Lots of different fall aesthetics and maybe googling a few pictures of cute animals and airdropping them to Phil while he "slates away" in the kitchen with a frozen pie he just has to stick in the oven and wait to Heat up. There were even a few involving themselves and Spooky Week. He saved them to probably put in the Spooky Week endcards As a faded out backdrop. They could always spice things up in twenty eighteen. Pumpkin Spice things up. Wow that pun was terrible.

"Hey Phil, come check this one out."

Dan called over his shoulder, clicking onto a little image of a pixel fox being cute. There were quite a few of them. He knew Phil would love to see this, but he didn't know how to airdrop GIFs. The apple pie can bake without constant supervision, and even so the oven needs to preheat. Phil can come over and look at the cute pixelated foxes on his laptop. Phil walked out of the kitchen, wearing fall themed oven mits because Dan liked to stay in theme, and leaned over the couch. Dan looked over his shoulder and watched that sunshine the world called a smile form on Phil's lips he let out that giggle he has grown so accustomed to and fond of.

"These are adorable! Aww, look at that one! It's just sleeping under a tree! That's adorable! Goodness look at that one! These are so cute! Send them to me Dan!"

Dan felt his heart warm up. It looks like he's going to be playing around with the GIFs and learning how to airdrop them. Dan just grinned as Phil practically skipped back to the kitchen. The oven beeped, telling both men that it was hot enough for whatever temperature the apple puente needed. Dan looked back to the computer of adorable pixelated foxes just being adorable pixelated foxes. Dan took another sip out of his Pumpkin spice and glanced back to the kitchen, seeing Phil slide the pie right in without burning himself like he always does.

He loves Autumn.

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