FuR (Royce)

-17-

"I'm not your wife dummy." I laughed.

"You are!! You aren't a boy."

"Yes I am, feel these nuts nigga." My nose crinkled as I died of laughter. "Remember in the restaurant?"

"No your not, as many times as you straddled me, I have not felt not one single nut."

"Stop, I'm crying!!" I fell on his chest, laughing hysterically.

I felt nothing, it was just a crinkle in your pants, I was seeing if you were gonna fake having a dingaling. You did the fake moan and everything!"

"Oh my god I hate you! I could have a big shlong for all you know, yet you keep saying I'm a girl, for why?"

"Because you are a girl, not a boy."

"Still denying!!!"

"Aight, if I ask every person in this house if your a girl, and if they all say yes, then...."

I watched him think, becoming nervous by the second.

He could make me do anything, hopefully he doesn't bring up the 'issue' I said earlier.

"You have to give me a lap dance-"

"Aw come on,-"

"No exceptions." He smirked, pecking my lips swiftly as he got up, as I clinged to his front side.

"How-"

"Are you gonna get down, your clinging to me for fucking life." Chres held me, giving me a contagious grin.

"Naw I'm fine, keep carrying me like this."

"How much do you way, your like a feather?!"

"I don't know,"

"Hey Aubree?"

"Yeah???"

"You think Jacob a girl?"

"Hell yeah! You frauding Jacob."

"Oh I see where we stand." I rolled my eyes.

"Hey, I can't lie-"

"NEXT!" I shouted abnoxiously.

"Latimore, Amber? You think Jacob a girl?"

"Wait he's a guy?" Latimore asked, confused as ever.

"You can't be serious, come on!"

"I'm sorry, but your fairly feminine, I really thought you were a girl when I first saw you, I just assumed you didn't have boobs."

"NEXT!"

We both travelled around the house as our next destination was Ray.

"Isn't Jacob a girl?"

"Latimore? Hell no-"

"This Jacob dumb ass!" Chres barked at him.

"Hell yeah, I saw that camel toe that one time."

"What camel toe?!!"

"Cam, remember that camel toe that one time?"

"Oh yeah!!!" Cam and Laila said in unison.

"Fuck y'all!" I yelled, flipping them off as I heard laughs and giggles escape there mouths.

We ran back to the living room from the dining area only to find Diggy on the couch chilling with EJ.

"You think Jacobs a girl?" Chres asked.

If they both answered yes, I'm stuck riding this nigga for I don't know how long.