slutty much???

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Some fanfics portray Benson as some  slut who screws anything that moves and has a cocklini Alfredo....yaaasss bitchez I said it....like wtf I know you wanna be all original and stuff...but biatch please,ain't nobody got time fo that...it's like she's screwing stabler,munch,captain and fin.....but with a twist....she's screwing the delivery guy and the plant in the precinct parking lot...(I know I said anything that moves and has a cocklini Alfredo but hey that was just too funny to past up).....so yo dumbass expects me to read a whole freaking book of how Benson screws every living thing on the planet?????bitch I got one thing to say to you.......did you  screw every man on your block cuz it seems like you're writing from experience *sips coffee* but that ain't none of my business....

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