Dumb Law and Order fanfic monents

Bitch please!!

I know it's called fan fiction for a reason but COME ON...would it hurt to be a tad bit realistic....

Like the way elliot buys thIS 50,000 DOLLAR engagement ring for olivia....like BITCH PUH-LEASE ...on his police salary....yo ass is crayzy okay....like can you not be that igonoraaant!!....

Don't even get me started on these descriptions.....there's always 3 types stupid ass descriptions: there's always that waaay to detailed description like oooh my fuckin gawd ....."olivia woke up to the crimson sunlight dancing on her face,her eyelids fluttered open like butterflies on a sunny day playing through fields of wheat,she gracefully extended her hand which were assmooth as silk and just the right shade of tan,she yawned a lady-like yawn and looked at the purple alarm clock that had woken her from her peaceful slumber,that same alarm clock she had bought from ikea on that chilly winter's night,that same alarm clock was elevated high on a mahogany  color ed bench...." *next chapter tells how she turned off the alarm clock*   look I would  love to finish reading this book....but I think I would die by the time olivia gets out of bed .....like  wtf...crimson sunlight...yeah that makes so much sense you dumbass....like bitch crimson is fucking red , I've never seen red sunlight have you???? didn't think so....my point is : don't be using all these words if yo dumbass don't know what they mean #facts

moving on...

2: That author that has a brain the size of goat shit...I need not say more...."olivia woke up.She took a shower.she got into a cab.She reached at the precinct.she walked in.she sat down...."  would it kill your dumbass to write some actual sentences !!!!

3: that author that just details all the wrong stuff like ...wtf man..I've read 5 chapters of how elliot showers (and I'll be honest it wasn't that bad considering the detail of his SEXY body) then when you're ready to describe the kiss it's all "we kissed and then made love" Ugh is u serious right now like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!  

a/n woaah well I might seem a little mean in the chapter but trust me im as sweet as pie its just that im sick of these DUMB fanfics I know there's some amazing one's out there but I mean im so pissed off at these ones anyways no hate intended