Dumb Law and Order fanfic monents

Nigga please....

i haven't updated in a while but I hope this chappy can make up for it....

Soooooooo what do u guys think of season 16??? I think its AMAZING like olivia/mariska is looking #Flawless and this #newguy is so fucking cute #SonnyCarisi #PeterScanivio .....and ROLLARO is real bitchez #ItsSoObvious.and baby noah is looking so hargilicious lol like he is so ADORABLE. ...i swear I died when I watched the season premiere (but then I came back....cuz fangirls are immortal...duhhhh) omg,omg,omg,OMG,OMG....*fangirling so hard* ....ok...im done....lets move on...

So like in 6th grade I was obsessed with twilight and Robert Patterson was da bae.Now ive seen a 'few' vampire bensler fanfics out there like im not even joking...vampire bensler...but then again thats pretty original.....

Aaaaaanyways

so stabler was da vampire and liv was da badass cop so they were still partners, but...get this...she didn't know that he was Dracula...

let me give u an example of this ratchet ass book

Elliot's pov
" I opened my eyes to the bright rays of the sun burning through my bedroom window "ugh" I shrug as I roll over and check the time on my phone ; 7 o'clock on a saturday morning.How great.upon checking my phone I saw a message from Liv saying that we caught a case and captain was expecting me to come to work today.Great, this day couldnt get any better.
I hopped into my car and turned the ignition and guess what...my car that I bought exactly two weeks ago today,didn't start.banging my fist against the steering wheel I eventually exited the car and decided to walk the two blocks to work......"

Now how u gonna go to work with out doing yo morning routine like nigga get yo nasty ass back in that apartment and put some cologate in yo stahnk ass mouth like dats just ratchet. ...

then like I thought dis nigga was Dracula or some shit like hellur, bitch,vampires cant wake up to the bright rays of the sun burning through their windows by the time the first ray hits, that nigga will be frying like my two piece at KFC now.

So anyways the book went on to say that the precinct was holding its annual Christmas Party and Liv and Elliot were there,then suddenly El disappears, so she tries to find him, so her search takes her to the precinct parking lot where she finds elliot sucking the blood from fucking ALEXANDRA CABOT but then he finishes with alex and looks up and sees liv...so...get this...he kidnaps her to keep her from telling anyone....*facepalm*

so he carries her to some abandoned warehouse in like FIJI or some shit and sucks blood from her and she lets him to keep every one safe. like hellur bitch, dis is blood we're talking bout I would be like "uh-uh no nigga u aint getting non 'o dis" *sassy hair flip* *clicks fingers* bcuz dis is A positive blood nigga so get yo ass away from me.

so then he was about to suck the last ounce of blood from her body, the werewolf..JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER comes from outta nowhere and saves her..*deletes book from Library*