Dumb Law and Order fanfic monents

Rated R #2!!

a/n I've seen that u guys really enjoyed "Rated R!!" so I said :what the fuck,why not make a part 2!!! anyways here it goes!!!

So I was reading this 'book' the otherday where the author was like totally SMOKING some cheap ASS weed like wtf bitch are u stupid???

"our tongues twerked all night"  dafuq???

" my tears threatened to fall"

well then threaten them back u dipshit #selfdefensewithbenson

"faster El.....faster..harder"screamed olivia

"Are you sure baby.?"Elliot said panting

"yes"

she moaned

elliot picked up the speed and they won the potato sack race" WTF I WAS WAITING FOR SMUT!!

"babe you taste so good"

OH MY GOD..... were u eating a cheescake???...didn't notice..

"Elliot ripped off my shirt,exposing the two mountains on my chest"

wooooaaww.....mountains ,dayuum girl u need a doctor !!!

" my eyes widened as I realized that his-his ....oh my god his banana was touching my leg" WOW.....didn't know that men had fruits between their legs.... atleast I know what to expect...

"he inserted his member into mine.."

wtf is this, club penguin???

"he growled "

"I purred"

"he roared"

I've heard about being an animal in bed but dayuumm!!!

"he grabbed my breast "

Bitch,this aint KFC!!

that moment when elliot and Olivia are in the kitchen and elliot says"liv I got a 9 inch oscar Myer sausage for you" and you're reading it with yo nasty ass mind like...*yeah a sausage,wink*

U KNOW WHAT REALLY JINGLES MY BALLS WHEN THE AUTHOR TAKES OUT THE SEX OR DOESN'T INCLUDE IT LIKE WTF!!!

I PUT UP WITH UR SHIT AND THEN UR LIKE

"he kissed me.....down there"

u know what,dueces bitch cuz I am 400% done with ur shit..

"a moan escaped my lips" yeah,I bet its like an illegal immigrant escaping across the border...

"I swallowed his moans"

oh diddly darn I didn't know moans were full of nutrition

"he drove me over the edge"

I hope he drove u over the edge of a cliff cuz I am done with yo stupid shit....

"he slammed me against the wall"

"he dropped me on the bed"

"he shoved me against the door"

Meanwhile in the comments. ..

"Omg I wud totally want my man to do me like that"

"Wow...that was so romantic,how he slammed her against that wall"

and you're sitting there like ...*facepalm* while *smh*

like what is this world coming to???? If my man was slamming me against doors and dropping me on beds,I would knee that nigga in the diznick and then kick his broke ass to the curb...