(((Special guests star....CTK! (Basically cursed Time Kid (TK 4 short) from Undercast, and AU created by PerfectShadow06 so look him up for further information!)))
______________________________________CTK: *walks into mansion to Fell!CTK poking Sanses in there asses* Fell!me! Stop pokeing em in there asses!
Fell!CTK: *sword disappears and he jumps back at his alter-selfs voice* WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
CTK: visiting, dumbass
Fell!CTK: VISITING WHO!?
CTK: *hardcore glaring* Killer and Dust
Killer: *walks out* hey CTK!
CTK: hey! *hardcore glares Fell!CTK and walks over to Killer*
Dust: *falls off the ceiling* ouch that hurt- *sees CTK standing there* CTK! *runs up to CTK and hugs him tightly* YAAAAAAH!
CTK: *being crushed* can't - breath
Nightmare: *unlaches Dust off him* BAD DUST! *gets a spray bottle and sprays him like a cat*
Dust: *hisses*
Killer: don't spray da cat! *👿**pets Dust like a cat*
Dust: *purrs*
Killer: did you just purr!?
Dust: *goes back to normal* NO! *blushing*
Ripnuami: I SHIP IT!
Everyone: *jumps back* WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM!?
Ripnuami: its called magic, people. Look it up!
Nightmare: OUT! *shoots me with Nerf gun*
Ripnuami: YIU DID NOT JUST DO DAT! *starts schooting randomly like fuck with a Nerf gun* EAT PLASTIC ASSHOLES! MWAHAHAHA!
Cross: evacuate! Ripnuani has gone hay-wire!
Everyone but Cross and Razz: *exits building freaking our trying not to get shot*
Razz: I AINT LEAVIN WITH OUT MEH COFFEE!
Cross: ITS NIT WORTH IT! *rushes after him*
Razz: FOR DA COFFEE! *runs into mansion and dodges Nerf bullets like life depends on it*
Cross: *runs after Razz* WAIT!
Razz: *grabs coffee and runs out if the building still holding coffee while protecting it and runs past Cross*
Cross: *sees Razz run past him* OH COME ON GOD DAMNIT!
Razz: FOR DA CCCOOOFFFEEE!!!
Cross: *gets hit and falls* in going into the light! Hi grandma! *acts weird cuz its the while death thing*
(After Ripnuami is done going insane)
Nightmare: *looks at the fake-dead Cross* NNNOOOoooo.....
Reaper: you do kmow that he's not dead, right?
Nightmare: IDEFC! *fake-crying*
Fell: *rolls eyes*
CTK: just let him have this
Fell!CTK: FUCK OFF!
CTK: whatever *goes back to his own AU*
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Random shit with the badass Sanses
Humor~*(the title says it all)*~ 🚫WARNING!🚫 random shitty stuff included story may include: -Sans shipping -stuff from other stories -cussing -shit in general