Random shit with the badass Sanses

Switching Species

*a huge flash of light glows*

Ripnuami: *wakes up to discover I have turned into a skeleton*

Julia, BP: *skeletons*

Everyone else: (that are skeletons) *have turned into human*

Fell: *feels his hand* what is this......squishy stuff?

Ripnuami: its called skin, dumbass

G: *coughing* w-what i-i-is this h-hurting s-s-s-sensation-?

Julia: humans have lungs. You don't. Your smoking habit has met its karma

Karma: (Fellswap!OC in Ripnuamiverse) why the hell have i've been summoned *sees Ripnuami and instantly falls over*

Razz: why does this human look like me?

Ripnuami: asshole, thats my OC for you. She's your female alter-self in the Ripnuamiverse

Karma: I used to be a skeleton, no thanks to whoever dumbass turned me into a human

Ripnuami: I WILL ERASE YOU FROM THE MOTHER-FUCKING TIMELINE, KARMA!

G: sheesh, now I see where you get your attitude from, Karma *weak smiles from the pain*

Karma: ok, do it!

Ripnuami: ok *snaps fingers*

*a timeline of the Ripnuamiverses different AU's and OC's appears infront of her in a holographic sorta way*

Ripnuami: lemme see. Going back to the early 2000's is when you first popped into your timeline *taps 2007* and you appeared on the 19th of May *clicks the date just said* and at about 10:35- *is about to click 10:35 but is stopped*

Karma: OK! I'll stop.......

Ripnuami: good *swipes fingers across holographic timeline making it disappear*

G: where the hell did you get Stark Industries holographic computers!?

Ripnuami: my universe, my rules. I have many different universes, timelines, and OC's in one big universe called the Ripnuamiverse

Everyone: *dumbfounded*

*affects wear off and everyone is back to normal*

G: YASS!