Ripnuami: we have a dare from blackpanther0507 and its for Fell and Blueberry to super glue high heels and make up on them selves! Ha! *hands them the objects needed* this is gonna be great! *fists bumps Reaper*
*explosion in background following the fist bump*
Nightmare: MY COUCH! YOU TWO BLEW IT UP!
Ripnuami: Octopissed
Nightmare: I HATE YOU!
Ripnuami: I love you, too
Fell and Blueberry: *walks out wearing da high heels and make up and they accidently super glued dresses and wigs on themselves*
Ripnuami: *covering moth but failing to not laugh* YOU TWO LOOK REDICULOUS!
Fell: fuck you
Blueberry: I'M GOING BACK TO MY AU! BYE GUYS! *walks into portal still wearing outfit and portal closes behind him*
Ripnuami: blackpanther0507 also dared Reaper to call Geno and flirt with him in the most girlies vouce he can even though she does not ship them.....AFTERDEATH IS CANON! This hurts my shipping side but Reaper, get on with it
Reaper: *flirting with Geno on phine in a girly voice* did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Geno: *from other side of phone* no but I did skin my knees crawling up from hell *hangs up*
Reaper: 0_0"
Ripnuami: this next dare is from blackpanther0507 and its for Fell to.....LICK MUSTARD OFF OF LUST TOE!
Fell: *nose bleed* lord give me strength
Lust: than by all means, begin~
Fell: NOPE!
Ripnuami: *recording*
Fell: *le tiny licks Lust's toe*
Lust: *shutters*
Fell: NO! *runs away and washes mouth out with Holy Mustard*
Ripnuami: so many dares from blackpanther0507 and they asked me to.....I AINT KISSING CTK!
Fell!CTK: least your not kissing me!
Ripnuami: I wouldn't do that to you.....I have zero problem with getting blackpanther0507 to kiss you, though~
Fell!CTK: *light blush*
Ripnaumi: ok, lets get this over with
CTK: *portal opens and ge is randomly thrown out of portal and crasges into Ripnuami*
Ripnuami: ouch!
CTK: sorry and *looks back at portal and Captain Anrez's face pokes out* YOU BETTER NOT THROW ME OVERBOARD AGAIN!
Captain Anrez: yet there you are, again
CTK: *flips Anrez off and closes portal* ok, why am I here?
Ripnuami: blackpanther0507 dared me to kiss you *shows him dare*
CTK: 0_0"
Ripnuami: and I'm gonna make blackpanther0507 kiss Fell!CTK after this
CTK: ok, I wanna see that!
Ripnuami: *tiny peck on lips(?)* GET ON WITH IT blackpanther0507
blackpanther0507: *falls from a randim portal on ceiling* FUCK YOU, RIPNUAMI!
Ripnuami: I BROUGHT YOU HERE FOR ONE REASON SO KISS FELL!CTK
blackpanther0507: fuck you
Ripnuami: you know you love me!
blackpanther0507: *grabs Fell!CTK by collar of shirt and kisses him* done now get me da hell outta here!
Ripnuami: *closes all portals* nah, you can stay here for a few chapters. You agrees with me!
Readers on da other side of da 4th wall: *going crazy and saying yes* YUSS!
Ripnuami: ok, that settles it. Your staying here!
blackpanther0507: fine, but call me BP for short instead of calling me Black Panther
Ripnuami: ok, now do you wanna be apart of da team?
BP: hell yeah!
YOU ARE READING
Random shit with the badass Sanses
Humor~*(the title says it all)*~ 🚫WARNING!🚫 random shitty stuff included story may include: -Sans shipping -stuff from other stories -cussing -shit in general
