Epic x Cross

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(I credit this to @fresh_snas_yo!)

Ripnuami: welcome back to the game-show! Meet the Cepic shit- I mean ship!

Cepic: *Cross x Epic*

Epic: LUV MEH SENPAI-

Cross: my love for you is like counting stars

Epic: infinity! :o

Cross: nope! A completely useless waste of my time

Cursenaumi and Gulia: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Epic: :)

Ripnuami: MY SHIP HAS FAILED ME! NOOOOO! *having a full blown panic-attack*

Gulia: CALM DOWN!

CTK: wait, G, why would you care?!

G: cuz she be like my sister. GET HER TO THE FUCKING MAFIA'S IN THE OTHER DIMENSION! THEY HAVE A DOCTOR NAMED SOFIA!

*insert so much shit and panicking*

Ripnuami: *falls off whatever table I was on* OWW WTF- *looks around*

Gulia and CTK along with a few other humans: *crowded around table*

Ripnuami: why the fuck are we not in our dimension?!

G: you had a panic-attack, so we saves your ass

???: technically, we saved you

Ripnuami: I don't give two shits, get me back to our dimension asap

Epic: *rides in on Crosses back* YEE-HAW BITCHES-

*insert a whole lift a partying*

(A/N: the person '???' is actually Jonah Beck, a charcter from my other book, "The Mafia". It's a Jyrus fanfic. Please check it out a comment. RIPNUAMI OUT-)

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