Ripnuami our first dare is from Innocent Inky! Imma call ya that, cuz thats what I see when I look at you profile. HORROR!
Horror: what?!
Ripnuami: GET TO UNDERLUST AND WHERE A SEXY DRESS! The dress part is there, but I still get to have my fun~
Innocent Inky: omg I love this!
Ripnuami: welcome all folks to where me and fellow Wattpaders bond over destroying the reputation of these badass shitheads! Anyways, next, Starlover178 has dared me to....dude, wtf?! Go to other dimension?!
Horror: GET TO THE OTHER DIMENSION!!!
Ripnuami: ugh, fuck you
Horror: you know you love me!
Ripnuami: *flips him off* and the dare says to pull and prank on the Beck's. Crap! When Jonah finds out it was me.....SHIT- *goes to other dimension*
Everyone: *falls over from being startled*
Ripnuami: sup losers. I'm from the other dimension. Listen, in future, Sofia controls you guys as slaves, and Jonah rises up against her. All of you were turned from disobedient to obedient, and vice versa for him, understand?
Sofia: sweet!
Jonah: why the hell is it always me with these things?!
Ripnuami: HA! Fooled you! It was a dare from my friend, Starlover178 from the Wattpad dimension. By the way, never go there, because it could cause a rift in the dimension, causing a huge Time Leak, don't ask *goes back to the Ripnuamiverse and closes portal behind*
Julia: wtf was the Time Leak?
CTK: TK and TK!Ripnuami went on a huge mission for Abyss. They were fooling around, accidently opened a portal that went through every dimension and AU. Luckily, they restored order before Undelust escaped there underground prison
Ripnuami: yep. It's also how i got my curse. Anyways, next is from Tamyahz_world and she has asked why the fuck are we all so shitty. Dude, it's in our blood
Fell: correction, your blood. We don't have blood
Ripnuami: I'M DONE!
Everyone: BYE! *chasing me around*
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Random shit with the badass Sanses
Humor~*(the title says it all)*~ 🚫WARNING!🚫 random shitty stuff included story may include: -Sans shipping -stuff from other stories -cussing -shit in general
