Error and Nightmare the mail manz

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(They in the HAUS from Althea and other AU's from ships they in and others)

Nightmare: *busts down door*

Error: *crashes through window*

Both: MAIL MANZ!

Error: this from Dream *throws envelope at Ink*

Ink: *envelope smacks into face*

Error: I GOTZ SKILLZ! *jumps out window*

Nightmare: *plops envelope on Cross's head*

(Envelope contains bunnies)

Cross: *opes envelope*

(Bunnies rain from da sky and one lands on his head)

Cross: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *pokes da floofy bunny*

Nightmare: LATERZ! *crashes through door*

Razz: what is with the windows/doors always be ing broken?!

Cross: I don't fucking know!

(Meanwhile in Underhigh)

UH!Fell: WHERE DA FUCK IS DA JANITOR!

UH!Razz: I DONT EVER FUCKING KNOW!

Error: *jams the mail down UH!Razz and UH!Fell's throats*

UH!Fell and UH!Razz: ???!!!

Error: *dials manager*

(In da call:

Le manager: did you do the job correctly?

Error: I JAMZ ZEH MAIL DOWN THERE THROATZ!

Le manager:.....*-_-* UR FUCCING FIRED!

Error: ZEH MAIL DOOTIEZ CALL! *hangs up*)

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