BrendonUrie: heyyyy
DallonWeekes: *whistles*
DallonWeekes: I have a question
BrendonUrie: what
DallonWeekes: do you live on a farm
BrendonUrie: no???
DallonWeekes: because you sure know how to raise cocks
BrendonUrie: Dallon!! lmao!!
DallonWeekes: what it's true
DallonWeekes: I think I might need help
BrendonUrie: sure you do
DallonWeekes: hey it's not my fault
BrendonUrie: so you're blaming me???
DallonWeekes: ya
BrendonUrie: it's not my fault you can't control your dick
DallonWeekes: if you didn't send that picture I wouldn't need to control it
BrendonUrie: well I did send it and like I said it's not my fault you can't control your dick
DallonWeekes: so you're not gonna help me?
BrendonUrie: nope
DallonWeekes: fuck you
BrendonUrie: maybe later
BrendonUrie: I'm buying suckers what flavor do you want
DallonWeekes: the blue one
BrendonUrie: that's like everyone's favorite one
BrendonUrie: wanna know why
DallonWeekes: why
BrendonUrie: because people like sucking on sour things more than sweet things
DallonWeekes: I like sucking on salty things
DallonWeekes: especially this one salty thing...
BrendonUrie: why do you have such a dirty mind
DallonWeekes: I guess I was just born with it
BrendonUrie: were you born gay too?
DallonWeekes: well...
BrendonUrie: what
DallonWeekes: when I was in high school I dated this girl named Breezy
DallonWeekes: it was mostly to please my parents because you know they're Mormon
DallonWeekes: I never had sex with her because I knew something was off about me but yeah
DallonWeekes: so when I finally moved out of my parents house is when I started experimenting with guys and came out as gay
BrendonUrie: really I thought you were always gay
DallonWeekes: I mean I was never straight and then I came out as gay so you could say I was always gay I just didn't come out yet
DallonWeekes: so what about you? Were you always pan?
BrendonUrie: well I used to identify as straight because I grew up dating girls but in high school I started having threesomes with Both guys and girls
BrendonUrie: that's when I realized it didn't matter what their sex or gender was only if I was attracted to them
BrendonUrie: so I came out as pan right when I graduated high school
DallonWeekes: so we came out around the same age
BrendonUrie: yup
DallonWeekes: we're twins
BrendonUrie: if we're twins then this is incest
DallonWeekes: no you know what's incest...
DallonWeekes: Gerard and Mikey
BrendonUrie: you're lying
DallonWeekes: no I'm not
DallonWeekes: Gerard made me watch them...
DallonWeekes: he wanted me to learn from Mikey
BrendonUrie: omg that's gross
BrendonUrie: I'm shooketh
DallonWeekes: at least you didn't have to watch it
BrendonUrie: yeah lucky me
DallonWeekes: when am I gonna get my sucker
DallonWeekes: the salty one
BrendonUrie: you will get THE SOUR ONE soon
BrendonUrie: me and Zack are just trying to figure out where to park
DallonWeekes: oh well see you soon
BrendonUrie: alright I'm gonna go now then
DallonWeekes: okay love you
BrendonUrie: love you too
YOU ARE READING
Snapchat // Brallon
FanfictionBrendonUrie: hey babe do you like DallonWeekes: I do like but I'm not your babe