BrendonWeekes: do you like my pussy?
DallonWeekes: BRENDON!!!! KNOX JUST READ THAT AND ASKED WHAT A PUSSY IS!!!!
BrendonWeekes: tell him it's just a drink
DallonWeekes: KNOX JUST ASKED IF HE CAN DRINK SOME PUSSY!!!!
BrendonWeekes: do you know what that means?
DallonWeekes: no???
BrendonWeekes: it means our son is straight
DallonWeekes: he could be bisexual or pansexual
BrendonWeekes: tell him dick is a drink and ask him if he wants to drink dick
DallonWeekes: NO!!!!
DallonWeekes: this is why I'm the responsible parent
BrendonWeekes: come on it would be funny
DallonWeekes: Brendon. No.
BrendonWeekes: Dallon. Yes.
DallonWeekes: you make me worried sometimes
BrendonWeekes: why?
DallonWeekes: do you hear yourself? I can't imagine the stuff you say around Knox when I'm not around
BrendonWeekes: don't worry I'm a good father
BrendonWeekes: all I do is swear around him
DallonWeekes: I assumed that
DallonWeekes: you swear around everyone
BrendonWeekes: fuck YEAHHHHH
DallonWeekes: oh my fucking god Knox just asked if we could go to the store and buy pussy
DallonWeekes: I blame you
BrendonWeekes: 😿 I'm sorry
DallonWeekes: awe you didn't have to use the crying cat emoji
DallonWeekes: I forgive you
BrendonWeekes: it was a mistake. I promise I'll only send you dirty messages when I know you're the only one reading it.
DallonWeekes: good idea
BrendonWeekes: are you the only one reading?
DallonWeekes: yes lol
BrendonWeekes: you never answered my question
BrendonWeekes: do you like my pussy?
DallonWeekes: I love your pussy
BrendonWeekes: damn daddy I want you inside me so bad
DallonWeekes: stop
BrendonWeekes: why?
DallonWeekes: because I'd rather not get hard infront of our son
BrendonWeekes: say you have to go to the bathroom
DallonWeekes: how bout you wait till tonight when you come back from work and Knox is in bed and then you can talk dirty all you want
BrendonWeekes: fine
BrendonWeekes: I'll see you later 😉
DallonWeekes: okay 😘
YOU ARE READING
Snapchat // Brallon
FanfictionBrendonUrie: hey babe do you like DallonWeekes: I do like but I'm not your babe