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DallonWeekes: so are you gonna sign one for me?

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DallonWeekes: so are you gonna sign one for me?

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BrendonUrie: you get me more than anyone else

DallonWeekes: you mean I get more of you than anyone else

BrendonUrie: same thing

DallonWeekes: so you're not gonna sign one for me

BrendonUrie: nope

BrendonUrie: what are you doing

DallonWeekes: waiting for you to come sweep me off my feet

BrendonUrie: funny especially since you're the bigger one

BrendonUrie: but why aren't you practicing

DallonWeekes: who said I wasn't

BrendonUrie: come practice with meeeee

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BrendonUrie: come practice with meeeee

DallonWeekes: but that would require me to get up

BrendonUrie: you are the laziest person I know

BrendonUrie: oh but if you want to have sex then you will get up

DallonWeekes: you know me so well

BrendonUrie: my boyfriend is broken can I get a refund

DallonWeekes: no refunds

DallonWeekes: I mean who wants a dick that's been in Brendon Urie's ass

BrendonUrie: a lot of teenage girls

DallonWeekes: #1 I'm gay #2 I'm not a pedophile

BrendonUrie: oh but you'll have sex with me

BrendonUrie: you do know I was 12 when you were 18

DallonWeekes: but I didn't fuck you until you were legal

DallonWeekes: I didn't even know you until this year

BrendonUrie: that's crazy

DallonWeekes: ikr

BrendonUrie: how long have we known eachother now

DallonWeekes: almost 8 months

BrendonUrie: hey Dallon guess what

DallonWeekes: what

BrendonUrie: this is going to be our first Christmas together.

DallonWeekes: well first we have Thanksgiving

BrendonUrie: omg I forgot Thanksgiving is tomorrow

DallonWeekes: and the last day of tour is in 3 days

BrendonUrie: I know I'm so sad

DallonWeekes: wait does that mean you're going back to Vegas and I'm going back to Salt Lake City???

BrendonUrie: yes :,(

DallonWeekes: I don't want you to go

BrendonUrie: how do you think I feel

DallonWeekes: I guess we just have to make the most of these last 3 days

BrendonUrie: :/ I guess

DallonWeekes: don't get upset we have to be happy

BrendonUrie: I know

DallonWeekes: I'm gonna come practice with you

BrendonUrie: okay :)

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