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BrendonWeekes: is that an alcoholic beverage you are drinking?
DallonWeekes: it may have some alcohol in it
BrendonWeekes: I'm shooketh
DallonWeekes: hey it's not like I'm getting drunk
BrendonWeekes: wait you're just drinking it because you're thirsty not because you're trying to get drunk?
DallonWeekes: yep
DallonWeekes: you do know that's a thing right bren?
BrendonWeekes: psh ya I mean I do that during my live streams
DallonWeekes: really?
DallonWeekes: because usually once you get done live streaming you drink like 15 more bottles of beer
BrendonWeekes: that's an exaggeration
DallonWeekes: uh no I counted one time
DallonWeekes: I'm surprised you're not an alcoholic
BrendonWeekes: well I'm not a lightweight
DallonWeekes: yeah you can drink a lot with out getting drunk but still...
DallonWeekes: you drink a lot
BrendonWeekes: ok I admit I drink a lot
BrendonWeekes: happy?
DallonWeekes: well are you saying that to make me happy or are you saying that because you mean it
BrendonWeekes: both?
BrendonWeekes: wait how did the conversation go from me being shocked that you're drinking to me admitting I drink a lot.
DallonWeekes: reread the conversation
BrendonWeekes: oh yeah you said you're not drinking to get drunk and that I do and that's why I drink a lot
BrendonWeekes: but I want to go back a little
BrendonWeekes: why are you drinking
DallonWeekes: because Breezy offered it to me and I didn't feel like being rude
BrendonWeekes: you always turn me down when I offer you one?
DallonWeekes: that's because you're my husband
BrendonWeekes: what does that have to do with anything
DallonWeekes: you didn't let me finish
DallonWeekes: you're my husband and I know you're not gonna like get a divorce if I turn down a beer
BrendonWeekes: come on Breezy wouldn't just stop being your friend because you turned down a beer
DallonWeekes: I know I just don't want to be rude
DallonWeekes: I've drank with Ryan before too
BrendonWeekes: WhAt!¡! I fEeL sO lEfT oUt!¡!
DallonWeekes: how about you leave the studio and come have a drink with me and breezy
BrendonWeekes: I think I can do that
...
BrendonWeekes: what bar are you guys at?
DallonWeekes: the one we usually go to when we're in LA
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BrendonWeekes: I might be a while I'm stuck at a train. It's really long and it's going like 3 miles an hour
DallonWeekes: stupid train
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BrendonWeekes: I'm about 15 minutes away
...
DallonWeekes: hey where are you?
DallonWeekes: you said you'd be here in 15 minutes it's been 30
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DallonWeekes: it's been an hour we're leaving
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DallonWeekes: BRENDON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU! I GOT HOME TO KNOX CRYING ON THE DOORSTEP BECAUSE NO ONE WAS HERE!
I set my phone down. "W-Where's daddy?" Knox cries. "I don't know. But hopefully he'll be home soon."
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