DallonWeekes: I learnt tuh cook
BrendonWeekes: yuh learnt well
DallonWeekes: awe shucks yuh shun't have
BrendonWeekes: buh I did
DallonWeekes: yurr too kind!
BrendonWeekes: yuh can thank meh with uh bloh job
DallonWeekes: excuse meh buh yurr the one who needs tuh thank meh
BrendonWeekes: oh I'll thank yuh too
DallonWeekes: kinky
BrendonWeekes: *wink wonk*
DallonWeekes: are yuh finished with yurr sammich I'm waiting furr yuh
BrendonWeekes: we only have 15 minutes before we have to pick up Knox from school
DallonWeekes: I can finish in less than 15 minutes
BrendonWeekes: is that suppose to impress me?
DallonWeekes: no but it's a compliment. You make me come quickly.
BrendonWeekes: right cause yurr my two pump chump
DallonWeekes: only when I need to be
BrendonWeekes: what's the longest you can last
DallonWeekes: I don't keep track of it
BrendonWeekes: well let's just say on average it's 5 minutes
DallonWeekes: that is not true
BrendonWeekes: it's okay I understand I am excellent jacking off material
DallonWeekes: sure you are
BrendonWeekes: hey!! I am!!
BrendonWeekes: that's why you never look at porn
DallonWeekes: well you send me nudes all the time
DallonWeekes: and you're the best looking guy I've ever seen
BrendonWeekes: *blushing*
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DallonWeekes: OMG COME UP STAIRS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
BrendonWeekes: lol okay
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