Chapter 3: The Janitors Closet (old)

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(A/N)Eyy lmao wattup to the 5 people that read this, so I haven't edited this in like 3 months because I've been procrastinating because this is like really gay, but I'm finally gonna do it because why not. Also merry Christmas motherfuckers, I'm not making this a Christmas special though cause I already planned the plot of this chapter 3 months ago so shut up)

evrbod has let anbd i strt wlkng t my ass butt thn undine cums (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) behdh me "hy bich I goit thd saem ass as u" he sayed "hwh tf do u now my ass?" "plut covenance" "o ok"

Wa go to ass ten sit drown. "Wll uhhh" i sy "wot" undick ass's "y do braklty hat munyka so muck?"
"O in ths 3st grad ehs stall hr raman" "omg wha a bick" "bhtt evan wurse.... Zhe tald tha tearcer on er"
"OMG SHE US FCFKING EVAL HOE HE SHULD GAT ERRESTED" "IKR"
"Ulso hr frineds r skenks to" "wut rong wuth them?"
"Wall hangori ius a fking slot shs hed like 33 abartions" "wROw" "ande furi is jast a waird ass creap, seh alwas havily braeths on meh" "fakjng wierdo"
"End natsucci is a trpa" "umg shz a boi?" "Yaaah! I want to hr slepover in 1nd gede aund in wlked in on hem pping stending up!!!!! alos his pp is smol lol" "omg funi meme lul"

Et dat mument a blad ugli fuck wakeld in the rome.

"Hay fkers im ur tacer bald bitch tuday we dping uselass math"
"So wats 2 + 2?"
"Uhh 22?" Sum rendom fuc sayed
"YS CURREcT BOI"
"Nuw watz 0 + 1"
"1?" Sed a bish whu was a boubble or sum sit"
Balbi stated to geg vishabelly TRIGGERED
"UMG YU DUNB FUK NO IUTS 17773812446928366655273821530000000000"
"oh"
"GAY IN TE COLSET K N O W"
"oki :((((("
He tuok aout a ruiler aund fowled hr intu teh claset and cloesd the dar
Ten vry gey maning came uot off teh closet
"oUIi oIUUI OUUuzuiz"
Ten dere wus z poping nose
Bald came ut off tah claest wuth his roler cuveard in cum and blod
"ass dismassd"

We statsd two wlak uot oof ass, i tuld sardine tat i hae too go two tehe batuhrom so seh sad sheyd wati in thz cafatarna (its already lunch cause im lazy) so i want tu the batyrom. I stuud uoiside ths too batdooms wondaring witch on tu go in fuor 13 mineuts befor sum grase cunt (its leafy leafy is grass fucking furries) cam uop and ascded "hey owo has u seen my bf SANNNNESS THE SKELEFUCK" "uhh no" i saded "hlp m3 find him owo :3" "uhhhhhym oakkkk????" "YaY"
"Mabey hs in tha jernators cloaset chaeting on u lul (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"NU hE iS lOYal uwu"
"Imam ceck aniwae"
"Fuineee :((("
I genly opan teh dour aund....
"Sanes?-"
OMG LEAVE UR UNDER THE AGE OF 55 OR A LOYAL CHRISTIAN MINECRAFTER
"UMG WUT UWU REEE"
i opan teh duor 2 see :0 mUOoNIKa????!!!
n she is gving SANNNNNESSSS a blowjoub!!!?!!!!?!
Mounikar is makng mAaoning noizes whike sha has auall of SANNNNESSS 54 inc gloawing bloo cucc in hr muth, shs is caverd in cuM n tey r bouth complefgley nakeed
"OUUUH sANNNNNESSS dAdDdY YsSSSSS" seh maoned
roight ten thay buthed nktaced us standeing at da door
"oMG SANNNNNESSSSSS HoW culd u >:(((((((((" leaf sad
"uooohh wate i cane explane" SANNNNES sajd
"UMG nU u CaNT u BaStArd >:(((((( 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥"
"Weow dood tahts cuold u culdnt evan be baotherd to lock teh door"
"waIttt rnt h frands wif dat bich braklety??????" Saded munika "gsap" "ur da bick u slapded me tuu!!!!!"
"Uuuuhhhh-"
"UMG SANNNNESSS i cAnT bELIEVE iT ;-; ;-; 😥😥😥"
"iUM sO DEPRESSEDDDD im gUNna FUCkIn kIll mySelf"
Aftr dat laefy touk uot a gun anb S hO T herslf in da stoamc
"UUMNgGg" leaf felk two thea grund "*dies cutely uwu*"
evrbody stud in silance 4 a whale
Tan sum bruom bitck wlakd bye and sad
"Dood y tf is tere a ded bodi hear"
"Uohhhhh" we al said
"Seh litterali jjst shot hrself" isad
"oh cool"
"Ulso can u fcks stap haeving sax in mi cloaset ur cum smels liek daed fiush"
"Uhhh k?"
"Stuped fkin kids" hei murmared 2 hamself ass he waked awae"
"Soh uhhhh-"
"Lisdsn bick if u tall nraklety aboot dis ill bet ur ass k?"
"Ouh fuk no im tallin hr rn by lol"
"WAIt no pls shell rune me!!!!!"
"Dsnt everbudy allrady now ur a slu-"
"Yah butt we ned a plot, aniwae IlL giVE u aNYTHinggggG"
"Anithang?"
"YSSS"
"Watt aboot saseson on of dora teh explore on dvd???"
"Ugggh finee" sh pules it oit of thn air
"Wai hw did u-"
"So u wint tell braklety roight?"
"Yea ye oki bYEEEeEEEE" i sae whike runnjng of
"Wot a fkin wirdo...."

I pot tah dora teg whorea dvd in mi lockar and had to tha caftara
"Wot took u so lung?" Assed bracely
"uuHHHH nothung"

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