{ok I'm gonja stop making covgrs four now bc they r reilly dumb and stupid.}
Drick wok up, feeling veey refershed mmm. They dieded to look at they're fone and phound out that fries and charity convenently slep for a hole day and they wear almostlate!!!!
"omg charge wake up dumm ugly rat we r guna be late" frisk yeexed at chance
"Ok fine fuk you" Chata stood up and ranned down to the kitten, drink followed.
Crispy and Frisky sudenly had kawai schol girl outfits on ans big animes eye, both also had tost in there mouth.
"Furry up frisk we r gons be late nya nya!" Yell child.
Thus they boath staryed running down the stret kawaiily, a litle bit down the road they saw a white van that sad "FREE CANDY" on it in obes red leyters, so they decided to hijack it.
Insider they saw a veey scary man!!
"hi sisters!!!" He yelledd
"omg ew james charld is cancelled" said frick.
China than yote him our the window
"bye sisters!!!"
chair then took the key of off the deshbored and put it in ghe hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the car poawered up and frisk sat in the pasanger seat. write before chris stasted driving they both enheled half of al of the candi each.
"MMMMM YUMMY" they y'alled
christmas then stated two drive the car. But chia pet actually doesn't have a drivars lisense so they just went along runing over pedestrians while the parapa the raper car rap can be quitley herd in the background. Finally Churro and Friuli skkrt skkrtd there way into scool while also metoforicaly skkrt skkrting their way into hell. But they accidentally sister smashd throw the wall into the jim.
"Hey gaymrs owo"
"o good u geys are here" Said princiepal zillpstey "we r havng an epic asembly sit in the seats dumvs"
Frisk and Chad geot out of the van and sat in chars next to echother.
"Ok so angway busters, as sum of you may now, on frieday leafcunt game ended"
Everybody instatly started clappping, chering and shourting. Except for friks, ffies felt very nervos.
"omg that wasn't supposed to be gud news!!!" yellowed Zipser
"oh sorry" said most ppl back.
"so anyway leadcunt shot hurself last fridgeday in front of the jantors closet and we do't knw if it was a sucide or not, and the janitor is curently facing charges, so if anyone onkws anyting pls say somting"
"is this reverse boutleg hethers?" someone shouted
frik started sweting prfusely
cara lokned at frisk in a wierd way.
then from behind frisky MONIKER stood up and spoke
"I saw it all" Said monument "I was just assing thrugh the hllway and I stated to here sumcum yelling, so I decidered to hid behinge the vendind masheene."
"I peecked out from behnd the vender machike to 👀 the jantor yeliching at leafcunt feor looking up gay insest gacha life storeys 13+ on the scool computer." "he then puled out a gun and sister shot leafcuck in the stomach, I paniked and ran back to my hose"
"Wait a sister second" I sayed "thaats not what hapen-" Monica cut me off, "dont you evan THINK about teling anyboddy what happeed or I will RUIN u and your groop of loser frends, and I'll steal" whipsered money laundering in my ear
"hmmmmmmmm, i dont realy ca-"
"I'll buy you seson 2 of dora the exploder on dvd"
"ok deal"
"WOW moneyka, thank you for teling us this, your a hero, we willmake sure to give the jantor what he deserves" Sad princepal zipetey
"ok now go to ur classes or sumting"
but just then!! Friesnk starred to black out!!!!!!
~
Friend woke acually lieing in a bed and a rlly THICC lady with pink hare was standing next to the bed
"OMG ew yandere simultsor is bad"
but then frosted flakes noticed that Chara was sileping write next to them!
Character then woke up a few secunds after lowking confoosed
"wheare the fuck arn I and what happed"
"You to are in the norses ofish" Said the lady "you both pased out write after the ensemble"
"Omg it must have benn the candy we are!!! " I sawed
"Umf ur right!!! " Respoded cherry
"Um candy? I did a x ray and theie r only ungodly ammounts of makeup in iur stomaks"
"Wayt wat? butt the van said fre candy! " Sad Chara
"The van you creshed into the gum? that sayed free maekup you fucking idots, ru dyslecksic?"
"No! " I eespoded I sweer taht said freeh candy!!"
"Y'all are dumb wtf leave"
~
Friek arived a few minuts late to cocking ass, as they wlaked in to sat at theri desk the teaker started helling at frisk, the teachur was a chiken and was vey ugly.
"U HAVE DETENSHON U DUM CHUDL" she yslled
"no u" replyed grisk
"OMG NO I HAVE DETENSHON LNOW :(((" shhe cryed
frik sat at there dusk luuking vry smug 😏😎 wehn the tecchwr began talkng
"Ok so 2dau we r gonna b makint soms chirdimenal"
evrnody booed
"SHUR THE FYCK UP U MISTAKSSSSS"
"ok so the ingredient r,
fire xtinguishher
thanos tears
burnt flesh
1 of those balons on a stick that ha air in it insted of heeleum
and sum blood and cum"
the chikr said this whils puting eveeythibg intighe bowl
"Then u put ir in the iven at 420° farighneit 4 69 minurss"
{45 min latsr}
"Ok kids just anoofer 24 mins till tits do-"
the tove then EXPODED!1! 1! 1!! 1!! 1! 1! 1! 1! and rveyone was omevered un cum and bliod!!!
"lmao fuk this shirt im not gong to jail like the jantor"
she then yeted heurself out the widow
"o ok" said evetone getting up and walkeuing out
~
frieddick arived at lunch to met up wuth there loser frands, and tehn curry junpscarred frisk an stated to wlak wif them to.
"So were r u goung" Assed churdo
"To Mt friends" I repled
"u have frisnds, lmao? ok I'm cumming with u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Frijs andchara arived at the table to be tgreted by barceity
"Who the fucc is that lmwo" Asees bracelet "and y r u covered in cum and blood?"
"Its cara eshey whant to join the groop" zaid frik "also the stove expided in cokeing ass"
"o ok" reespend ringy
"welcum gamers to thefirst virjin klub meeting"
friek then frieked out quitley
'wait... Curoa rapped me so I'm not a virhin anymore... so tht means I ant lefally be in the gruup...'
Frrizk queitley had an eggsistenshul crisis well bracket probaby tllaed aboot how awful moneyka is.
But then frisky was gerked back to reality bye the sohnd off somsone making some seventh leyer of hell noise.
evrnody in the cafertaeia truned to 👀 MONSYIKA! standing on top of a tabel wif her minons on all fors suprting her obese body like on of those chear pyrabid things.
"atenshon eveeybody!!!" she yeled
"this fridey night I will be hosting the most epic chillest gamer parte to evr be epiced" "evereybody is invoreted and wull be given an imvetation in rheir lookers, exveot for friek, church, bracelet, undie, and assy bc the HOUGE losers"
evrnody chered so loud that it killed a bird.
and fish.
"ok by now" moniker wakked out of the lunchroem with the other dokis closley folowing her
"OMG fuc now we can't crash it!" yeled undice
"Yes we can, dumbass, we just have to wear disguises." Responded Grassy.
"dam ur accually elly smurt grasy" said braketletley "well tllk aboot it 2mprrow bc scool is suddsny ovar"
"Bye xd' said everenone yeting themselfes oit the wimdow.
Im rlly lazy stop bullin me yah its rlly not nice :(
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