Book Of Re:Zero Lemons

Felt X Subaru: Pent up Desires

(Vanilla)

Subaru POV

I'm currently walking through the city in a daze. My body is tired because of my lack of sleep. This is due to a part of my body that refuses to rest.

My dick.

Being a healthy teenage boy, I have urges that I need to rub out. However, I barely had any alone time to masturbate lately. The problem is that I'm constantly surrounded by cute girls. Back home, there's the beautiful Emilia, the two cute maids Rem and Ram, and the loli with the big forehead Beatrice. It's become a serious problem.

The only times I'm able to get some alone time is during my trips for groceries and supplies. I went as far to wank one off inside a park restroom. I tried to do it in my own room, but even then it poses a risk.

Emilia: "Subaru, do you smell something weird?"

Subaru: "W-what do you mean?"

Emilia: "It's smells like... chestnuts?"

The scent of semen is easily noticeable to the people in this mansion. Even if they don't recognize it, it's still a foreign smell. I just know if they found out it was coming from me, then they would start looking at me funny. This has led me to build up a lot of horny energy and prevented me from having a good nights sleep. The worst part is that my resolve is slowly crumbling. I fear what I might do once I break. Even so, I can't ask anyone to help me with this.

Subaru: "Damn it! I'm super horny!" I yell out to the heavens, not caring who was around to here. 

Tears roll down my eyes as I wallow in my misery. 

Young Girl: "Is that why you've been acting weird lately?"

I flinch as I hear a familiar voice behind me. As I look back, my worst fears we're met. Felt, the small, blond thief girl, was standing behind me while looking at me with a raised eyebrow.

Subaru: "Felt!? How long have you've been here!?" I shrink back like a cornered rat.

Felt: "I saw you walking around the streets earlier. I wanted to say hi, but you were acting a bit suspicious, so I followed you. It seems that I was worried over nothing. Subaru, was just being a horny pervert."

Dammit! Why did it have to be her who finds out? She must think I'm really uncool. I bet her whole image of me must have been crushed. I can't believe I'm in this position in the first place, I'm pathetic. I hunch over in defeat. However, even with my secret exposed, I'm still horny.

Felt: "Hey... you know if you want... I can help you with that."

Her face quickly becomes red as her voice barley squeaks out these words.

Subaru: "Wh-what?" I said, confused.

Felt: "I never did thank you properly for saving my life back then, so I thought I'd do something for you."

She slowly approaches me as I stay frozen in place. I couldn't fathom what Felt was saying. Even knowing whats wrong with me, she wants to help?

That train of thought instantly vanished as Felt knelt up and kissed me on the lips. The kiss was sloppy and rough, showing how inexperienced we were in this subject. I hesitate to grab felt and bring her in deeper and decided to push her away. As our lips part, a trail of saliva falls between our lips. Both of our faces are burning red.

Subaru: "Felt... We shouldn't."

Felt: "Why? Am I not good enough?"

Subaru: "No, its not that. Its just..."