Book Of Re:Zero Lemons

Priscilla X Cheating Subaru: A Noble's Curiosity

Subaru POV

Emilia: "Ehehe, We're on a date on our day off." 

Emilia links her arms with mine as we walk down the street. Today's date is going as planned. We had fun at the Art & Pumpkin Festival and now we're going to a restaurant to have a romantic dinner. That'll set up a nice mood, so we can end up in a fancy hotel. Doing it at the mansion is fun, but having sex in a nice hotel is a hell of a lot more romantic. 

???: "Oh, Natsuki Subaru." A young woman's voice calls out behind me.

I turn towards the voice and see a young woman with blood red eyes. She has long orange hair tied into a side ponytail with a black ribbon. She wore a frilly red and black dress which did little to cover up the cleavage of her large breast. There was no mistaking who this person was.

Subaru: "Priscilla." I sighed.

Priscilla: "It is you, Subaru. Fancy meeting you here." She says politely, yet still filled with her usual snide. 

Out of all the Ruler candidates for the royal elections, Priscilla is my least favorite. In fact I kinda hate her. She's so stuck up her own ass, it's unbearable. The only redeeming thing about her is her attractive body. I won't say this out loud, especially with in front of my girlfriend, but Priscilla is one hot babe. However she's also a massive cunt.

Priscilla: "Oh, my. Your escorting the half-elf again. If I remember the last time, you made a fool of yourself in front of everyone. It was so bad, she even left you behind."  

Damn this girl. While true, the way she says it was very annoying. She really likes to speak her mind, regardless of how it makes other people feel. It's best just to ignore her.

Priscilla: "Here's a piece of advice." She addresses Emilia.

Priscilla: "He really doesn't seem like a reliable servant at all. Even someone like you could do better than him."

Now that struck a nerve. But before I could say anything, Emilia was the one to snap back.

Emilia: "You're as sharp tongued as ever, I see. Too bad you're wrong. Subaru is my... b-b-boyfriend." Her cheeks grew red as she revealed the true nature of our relationship.

For a second, I saw Priscilla's eye twitch as she took in the news.

Priscilla: "Huh? Boy... Friend? You've made a boyfriend? The girl who resembles the jealous witch." 

Her face wore a stone cold smile, but her voice was venomous. With just her words, Priscilla scared Emilia so much, that she retreated behind me. To be honest, I was a little frightened too, but I stand my ground to preserve the image of a brave boyfriend.

Emilia: "That's right! He's the best boyfriend ever. We have great sex all the time. He's so big, that my hips hurt for a week. You'd never get someone like this in a thousand years." She shutters.

Subaru: "You don't have to share that much!" I get embarrassed.

The Noble took a moment to be alone with her thoughts. Soon, her lips curl into a thin smile. 

Priscilla: "Hmph. For you to use a commoner to try and show me up... is quite inexcusable." Her menacing voice sends chills down our spines.

Priscilla: "That's not a very funny joke."

She snaps her fingers, then suddenly an invisible force binds my body, making me unable to move. The same happens to Emilia. We struggle, but we can't break free from whatever magic was used.

Emilia: "What's going on?" She says, concerned.

Subaru: "W-what... Is this...?" I said, bewildered.