I'm Spongebob? (Stony AU)

Chapter 4: The Snake and The Circle

A/N: Hope you liked the first 3 chapters, here is the fourth!! Again, this story contains adult language, please be advised.

Steve was jostled awake by loud metal music, someone screaming something about someone turning to steel and traveling through time.

"What the-" Steve yelled scrambling from his bed, trying to find the source of the noise.

'Nobody wants him

He just stares at the world

Planning his vengeance

That he will soon unfurl'

Steve was spinning in circles, the noise was definitely coming from his bedroom, but where?

'Now the time is here

For Iron Man to spread fear

Vengeance from the grave

Kills the people he once saved'

He zeroed in on his bed. It was definitely coming from the sheets. He was about to pounce when the music suddenly stopped.

"What's going on?" Steve asked the air, doing another spin, just to make sure no one was going to run in and yell "You got pranked!"

"Holy! Fudge!" He jumped when the music started up again.

'Has he lost his mind

Can he see or is he blind

Can he walk at all

Or if he moves will he fall'

This time he jumped on his bed, determined to get to the bottom of the noise. He tangled with the sheets until finally, the source revealed itself. His phone continued vibrating and blasting music as it plopped on the floor.

Tentatively, Steve reached for it and picked it up. It read Tony Stark on the caller ID. Just as Steve was about to flip open his phone to answer, it went dead again. His screen now read 2 missed calls, 7 text messages.

He crawled back into bed, bringing his phone and drawing pad with him. He opened his phone, the missed calls were both from Tony. One of the messages was from his best friend Bucky telling him to not forget to RSVP to his wedding, since he was the best man after all.

The other six were from one Mr. Stark.

Hey. Did u make it back to ur apartment? You never called me - Last Night, 11:43 pm

Steve - This morning, 1:12 am

Okay so u r either dead or sleeping. Text me so I can figure out which one -This morning 3:18 am

Dont be a jerk Steve. Text me. Please. Or should I have happy arrange a man hunt and start looking for crashed cars? LOL - This morning 4:03 am

Okay, I know u werent drunk yesterday. Your obviously too good for that. Sorry if I hurt ur feelings insinuating that u were, I was just kidding. Trying to be funny, haha. Text me back. Or call me. OKay? :) - This morning 4:45 am

Hey I'm going to call u. Answer. I changed ur ringtone for me when you went back into the kitchen yesterday to finish making breakfast. It should wake u up. It's a song from one of my favorite bands - Black Sabbath. Answer or ill keep calling till u do. By the way, ur phone sucks. Its rlly old. I think ill get u a new one ;D - This morning 5:15 am

And, as if on cue, his phone started singing again and his screen lit up with Tony Stark's name. Steve tried holding in his smile as he answered and brought the phone to his face.