(In a super Irish accent) so I'm just sittin on me fuckin toilet, havin a shit, and then I look up and see this
Thousands of fuckin flies! And I run to get the spray, and me bother wasn't home, or me mam, I run out in me underwear, and fuckin avies just standing there in me fuckin hallway!
So she started screaming and I was then I got the spray and ran in to the fuckin toilet, and the fuckin flies are gone! Like for Fucks sake!
(This is literally how I talk all the time lol)