1: how gay guys have sex (I know how like www)
2: I love you I love you I loved you I love you dangerously
3: this is for the girls who like chicks and the guys who like chicks lips
4: I have an itchy nose
5: does my crush like me back?
6: this is not an apology
7: I'm so tired
8: poor people who died on the titanic
9: do I have ripped jeans?
10: why the fuck does my wang hurt?
11: I need to pee
12: does everyone hate me?
13: why do girls think all guys are rude?
14: this girl punched me today for saying I liked her shirt because it was a Beatles shirt
15: why are girls so confusing
16: what's everyone I know doing at the moment?
17: I wonder is Charlie puth is scared of crazed fan girls
18: why are people abusive?
19: will I ever get a girlfriend?
20: why is Avies shirt on my floor.
21: that ^^ sounded wrong shit
22: how can people actually like sex?
23: how could people cheat?
24: why am I so tired? It's only 8.30
25: why do I burp?
26: why am I so itchy
27: I really need to pee so bye bye
28: why is this me😂
Bye bye gonna pee