So I was shopping with my friend who also hates shopping but we have to get Christmas presents you know?
Anyway, these two girls where following up down the streets and in the shops, and when we were in an empty isle at the toys in target , to two of them walked up and kissed us right smack on the lips, so I got this T-Rex toy that opens its mouth and roars and put it next to her Sarandon they ran off.
What the fuck?