The Scintillating Viking

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Her frame bristled with anger. Peas' fists twitched irritably, her eyes blazed a fiery crimson. I too could feel the raw sense of excitement and relief bubbling through her system. My splendid Abs' well-muscled form was beautiful despite the panic reflected in his tensed state. Each stroke and flick of his serpentine tail brought butterflies fluttering within me and a warmth to the soft pink petals of my clunge. I couldn't help but let out a squeal as his chiseled namesake continued to contract and extend, as he cut through the water with the grace of an elegant dolphin. Scratch that, a sexy dolphin that could wetten panties with one flick of his beefy flipper.

"I've had more than enough of this." Peas growled, clutching the ship's railing.

She lifted an emerald-green rocket launcher from her back pocket. The machine was a massive piece of artillery, larger than any hand-mounted weapon I'd ever seen. She struggled under its appropriate weight, yet narrowed her gaze in focus.

"Are you going to help my beloved aboard?" I gleefully inquired.

"Oh, certainly." Peas grinned as the weapon's crosshairs locked onto Abs' form.

The weapon emitted an ear-splitting crash as a swarm of rockets burst from within. The raw power was enough to send Peas recoiling back. Each projectile moved as such a speed that the very air shattered beneath it. The first plummeted into the raging ocean, blasting plumes of seawater into the air. Despite impeccable aim, Abs managed to wiggle himself free. The determination reflected in his stunning eye could only added to his rugged appeal. A second careened into his rear. Not even a missile could dent a viking cajun seal claus's iron will. With the last of the adrenaline coursing through his system, Abs sprung from the frothy depths.

"Wait!" Garbage boy rushed from the cabin.

Peas curtly turned from her target.

"What?"

"I understand what this means to you, but it'd be fantastic if at least a few of his organs were intact."

"What is it with you and dismembering people?" She replied flatly.

"You know, for science." He replied.

"You monster."

The green-haired girl sighed and refocused on the task at hand. However, she could only detect the churning of the waves she'd conjured.

"What the fuck!" Peas spat.

Little did she know, her interjection with her boyfriend allowed Abs just the time he needed. With a thick, husky grunt, he hoisted himself aboard. There he stood, in all his masculine glory. Each bicep glimmered with sweat and seawater, bulging from his man-worthy trial. His long, well muscled tail flushed the color of mulberry jam. His single silver eye glowed with all the strength of a hard-fought victory. He pumped a meaty fist in the air and rushed to my side.

"I did it." He gasped, the scent of seawater strong in his breath.

"What a trial, and I did it all for you. You were what it took, my lady."

His pulsating arms consumed me in a tightly protective grasp. My heart rushed with blazing desire. Its sensation enveloped my being a deep warmth, eating away what little imperfection I held to replace it with a divine strength. And a love of more power than the force of five million, seven thousand, one hundred, and thirty two rats. I could feel the raw strength of his sculpted midsection, and the beat of his meaty heart. If the organ itself was said to be constructed of the body's most concentrated muscle, I could only imagine his size and spectacle. Of course, only a true viking cajun seal claus could be a man of such true and massive heart.

"There's something I have to confess to you." Abs glowed.

"But now is not the time. A greater trial will strengthen our kindling love, and fortify it into a marriage worthy of such struggle."

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Peas looked back at the island and frowned.

"I have the oddest feeling," She said. Garbage boy walked over and stared back at the island with Peas. 

"Same," he says and frowns back. 

"You two are being silly," I say. Peas turns back to look at me and her eyes widen and glance back over my shoulder. 

"Well hello.... Sir?" she says. I turn around and scream. Behind me stands a man about six feet tall and he wears a thick brown coat even though the weather is boiling hot. Two horns coming twirling out of his head and curl out behind him. His skin is paler than me which is saying something. His eyes are deep deep brown and have a sickly tone to them. His mouth is thin and skin has too many wrinkles. His long fingers, which are more like talons poke out from under the thick brown coat. The tips of them seem blue as tough he has recently been taken out a freezer. The toe nails on his feet are black and sharp. 

"Hello," He takes a bow, "My name is Krampus and I'm the -" He is cut off by my shreek of terror. Peas shoots me a rather mean look. 

"Don't mind her," Peas says over my cries for help, "She has something wrong in the-" Something comes flying at Krampus and he falls back and rolls on the deck. I see my hero ABS standing in all his glory taking down that horrible monster. "What the hell is wring with you?" Peas yells over to ABS. 

"Back foul beast!" He shouts and lifts up one his meaty arms and aims it at the monster's face. Before he can relase his meaty furry upon the beast a flash a green goes by and the monster is gone. "He must have teleportation powers." ABS gruffs. Peas appears climb the stairs from down below almost out of breath. 

"Yea totally," She says and look back behind her. I hear a crashing sound. "That was the- the- the- the waves hitting the side of the boat!" she says smiling. She looks back behind the boat. "I think I see him getting away!" she cries and points behind the boat. ABS slithers over to where she points and looks around. "Well I'm going to clean up down stairs." Peas smiles and rushes down stairs. Garbage boy watches her go a frown plastered across his face. 

"I'm going to help her," Garbage boy says and follows her down the stairs. I would help them I would risk messing up my hair, and heels, and skin, and everything about that is perfect. ABS turns away from the sea and looks back at me. 

"It appears he has escaped," he says, "Don't worry I will never let him get close to you again." He starts, "For you are the prettiest most perfect person that has ever existed and nothing can ever harm you because you are the best and everything must love if they don't love I will destroy them at your command and never feel guilty. For I feel my soul reason for existing in life was to me you my love. I knew it from the moment I saw you that I was in love love love love. I knew it from the look on your face that you loved me too. IF you don't like something say the words and I will destroy so much that every will never speak of it again for they are too scared for me or even speak of the monster I have destroyed for fear it will bring my attention to them and that I will come and yell at them and destroy them too from not saying your beloved name. With you I feel like the king of everything and you are my queen." He stop for a minute. "Beronica will you marry me?"