Peas looks at A.B.S dead in the eye and stands up. Garbage boy looks very confused and I'm bubbling with joy.
"Open the portal." Peas says to ABS. "I wanna go home."
"The portal won't open until you complete the quest," ABS says.
"Peas," I bounce with joy, "We, two best friends, and our boyfriends, get to go on a magical adventure!! This will be so much fun!'
Peas sits down on the ground and starts to cry with joy. Garbage boy watches from a distance.
Peas spots the boat close by and walks over to it. She motions for Garbage boy to follow her and he does with out question. Those two are so cute together. I turn to ABS who giant sparkling eye is on me. He seems to drink me in and as his eye moves up word very slowly. I say nothing not daring to break the silence but I can feel my face grow hotter as his eyes travel up. One his eye meets mine he blinks a couple of times in shock.
"I didn't know you were watching," he says in a deep husky voice. I nod and turn away. I look at the boat which seems to have smoke coming from it. A harpy screech can be heard before it starts moving away from us.
I gasp "ABS!!" I point to the boat. He turn from poking a stick with his foot and looks at the boat. His eye widens.
"We have to get on board!" He yells and starts to slither to the shore, "Once the boat starts going it is cursed not stop until it reaches another shore!" I race after him in my 6 inch heels. The heel digs into the earth and gets stuck. I pull up hard and the soft earth comes loose and my foot slams down into the next patch of wet ground. I pull and I pull but my foot and heel refuse to come up together. I give one last pull and my foot comes out but no heel. I don't have time to mourn the loss of my heel and I keep racing to the boat.
I spot Peas on the bow of the boat. She has a telescope and smiles as I trip from one puddle to the next. When I land face first in a pile of mud I can hear her laugh echo across the field. I wave my hand franticly.
"Peas!" I yell almost out of breath, "Stop the boat." Peas turns around and looks at the wheel.
"Beronica wants the boat to go faster!" I hear her yell. I stumble forward into a puddle.
"No Peas!" I yell again, "Stop the boat."
"Go faster!" She yells. More smoke pours out of the boat and my heart beats in my chest as I attempt to stand up only to let out a cry as I slip down into another puddle. I suddenly feel strong arms lift me up and I glide forward. I look up and see ABS lack of head and huge eye. The boat is almost off the shore when we reach it. Abs gently sets me down on the deck and looks me over.
"Where are your heels?" He asks me.
"I lost them in the mud," I cry. I point far back on the shore my heels bob in a pile of shit brown mud.
"thank god." Peas says. ABS leaps off the boat and onto the shore as the boat pulls away. I stand up and reach my hand to him on the shore and let out a cry of pain. He continous to slither on his long tail to the shore. He is very close to the heel when we start to pick up speed. Peas turn around to the helm. "Garbage!" She yells. I spot Garbage boy's head pop out from behind something. "Make this bitch go faster." Garbage boy nods and speeds up the boat I let out a cry of protest but my voice is drown out in the roar of the engine.
ABS is slithering back to the shore but it is fat too late. The boat is pullings away so fast in less than a minute he seems like a small dot. I cry again and reach towards him knowing it will do nothing but it is all I can do at the moment.
"HELLS YES!" Peas exclaimes with excitement, "We lost him." I watch him dive into the water in a futile attempt to get closer. I loose sight of him completly. I sit on the deck and mourn the loss of my amazing man.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!" Peas yells. I left my sad head that is wet with tears and look up. A large shadow reaches is under the water. It looks like a huge snake. I stand up and almost fall over because I expected my heels to be on my feet. I squint and look deep into the water and realize that its ABS swim whipping his tail back and froth under the water. He swims closer to the boat before breaching the water and leaping onto the boat. One heel is in each of his hands.
"WHAT THE HELL!!" YELLS PEAS.
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The Scintillating Viking
Romans*Offensive, Mature themes and jabs at the abusive side of gender roles are common. Beronica was never a slut. She is 100% normal and never slept with anyone. Until a bunch of abs (no we're serious he's just abs, and a dinosaur tail) came along a swe...
