The Scintillating Viking

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(A.N. PLeaSe Don'T reAD thIs BooK.) 

Hi I'm Beronica Boiyer. I'm 25 years but I look just like I'm 16 wow!! My skin skin is whiter than freashy fallen snow, you can check if you would like. One thing we need to get clear is I'm not a slut. Just because because I wear I half fitting binki with knee high socks doesn't mean I'm a slut. Just because the first draft of this book opened with in bed with an icecream cone doesn't mean I'm a slut. I wasn't sleeping with it I swear. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 

I walk into class and everyone RUNS to their seat. I know I must be so pretty. Well the sub looks up at me and stops breathing. His name tag says Mr.ABS. His eye look at me from the middle of his chest. They are the color of sadness. His eye in the middle of his huge chest follows me. He was so pretty. 

I took my seat and tried to pay attention but he was too cute. I could tell he was was distacted too. Everyone else in the room felt very uncomfortable because they could feel the electricity between us. After I class I try to get closer to him to the perfect man but he leaves. Filled with disipointment i ran to find my friend to tell her about this amazing man. 

As I rush into the place Peas hangs out and spot her over by the wall reading a book. I rush over to her and everyone parts like the sea. Peas looks up at the moving people and turns pale and then fall over the other side of the wall and starts to run away. Peas always does stuff like this. 

I rush after her but my 6 inch heels slow me down. Thankful I'm super fast and every doesn't wanna touch me for some odd reason. I mean I'm the most pretty of everyone here. I grab Peas's arm but she smashes her book into my face. I let out a scream of pain and everyone covers their ears. Peas attempts to run but I have her arm tight. 

"Hey Peas my friend," I say. 

"For the last time I'm not your friend and my name isn't Peas." Peas says. 

"Oh you're so funny." I say. 

"Eat a dick you terrifing monster." Peas screams. 

"You're so funny." I drag Peas over to the coffee shop while she screams for help. People stop and stare and one person even pulls out their phone to take a picture. Unfortantly Peas wouldn't stay still and she tried to run away again but I caught her. 

"Please leave me alone." She wails as We head into the coffee shop. "You make me wanna die even more." I get us a table and tie one of her wrist to the the chair. The waiteress comes over to take our orders and I order Peas some hot chocolate. She was to busy yelling for help. When the drinks come out she looks me dead in the eye. 

"I'm allergic to chocolate." Peas says. 

"Lies," I say truthfully, "You love chocolate. You loved the chocolate cake so much you went to the hospital." Peas looks at you and mouths help me. 

Our drinks come and start to drink coffee and Peas throws the hot chocolate over my shoulder. The cup comes flying back a second later and Peas sticks her middle finger in the air. I turn around to see who she is flicking off and it's Senpi ABS. 

"I'm s-so sorry," I say. 

"Get the FUCK OUT OF HERE." Peas screaches. She then flips the chair to the ground and uses her legs to move herself aganist the floor. 

"Don't mind my friend," I say, "She's kinda weird." A chair comes flying towards me and ABS. ABS Chan stands in front of me and takes the chair to his face. Well not his face. He takes to the eyeball in the middle of his chest. 

"WHAT THE FUCK!!" Peas screams. The chair is stuck in the single eye. Peas runs out of the coffee shop at full speed. People look inside the coffee shop and scream then run away. I'm getting lost in that chair eye. 

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