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HOBI
SHAUNA WAKE THE FUCK UP

SHAUNA
I've been awake for ages what do you want?

HOBI
why are you stuck in your room then?

SHAUNA
because I'm lazy and the bed is too warm why?

HOBI
I need your help

SHAUNA
no I swear to god I'm not giving you toilet roll again

SHAUNA
or putting on a face mask for you again

SHAUNA
because you scREAM FOREVER

HOBI
I DO NOT

SHAUNA
YOU SO DO

HOBI
I DO NOT

SHAUNA
okay what do you want???

HOBI
there's a spider in my room please get rid of it

SHAUNA
you do it

HOBI
NO YOU HAVE TO

SHAUNA
WHY

HOBI
BECAUSE I CANT ITS FUCKING HUGE

SHAUNA
SO WHAT

SHAUNA
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE

HOBI
the girl of my dreams ;)

SHAUNA
yeah I hope that spider crawls up your asshole

HOBI
I screamed oh my god

SHAUNA
I KNOW HAHAHAHA I HEARD YOU

HOBI
PLEASE HELP ME WLSJDKJS

SHAUNA
fine fucking hell I'm coming

HOBI
thank you dancer

SHAUNA
I'll come and crush you like I just did with the spider

HOBI
I take it back I'm soRRY

SHAUNA
goodnight

HOBI
it's 1 pm

HOBI
SHAUNA WAKE UP

SHAUNA
good night to you hobi

HOBI
I love y|
I love|

SHAUNA
if you miss me you know where I am

HOBI
omg do I get a hug yet?

SHAUNA
no go to sleep

HOBI
oi you lazy shit

SHAUNA
what did you just say?

HOBI
nothing I heart you

SHAUNA
I heart you too now go away

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