It was a hot summer day when Anna the banana was going to have a baby. She and her husband Frank were really happy. They had always wanted to have a child. But, before bob was born a possessed mosquito flew into annas room and sucked her till she had no more banana juice. The possessed mosquito injected Bob with his Bloody toxins causing Bob to act like a chicken in public. No one wanted to be Bob's friend because he was too weird. Bob became depressed. He started to inject himself with orange juice which was highly dangerous for bananas. He was insane. His Dad sent him to a luni house where he slurped out the intestins from their throats. "Taaaasttyyyyy." He said. The word spred out that Bob was taking over. He started his own revolution called The Civil Rights Of The Banana Republic or the TCROTBR for short. "Bring me some llamas for my llama spit concoction." Said Bob to his loyal advisers. "Yes your bananajestyniest." That was what Bob comanded all his loyal advisers to call him. Bob thought he was a very wise fat handsome banana with lots of common sense. One day when he was shopping for his horse dropping beauty lotion he saw a beautiful girl banana. He was in love.
This is a story to all banana lovers out there. I believe bananas deserve more attention. Keep standing for our banana rights. Great day to everyone! Chapter two will come out soon! 🍌
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Bob The Banana
HumorDon't mess with Bob or he'll try to eat you. Bob is a cool banana with mental health problems. If you like crazy stories, this is the one for you 🍌
