Bob The Banana

Bob gets stranded

He had escaped by flapping his arms till he took flight out of the auditorium. Now it was a nice sunny day when Bob was frolicking in the meadows slurping cottage cheese. He had been hibernating in the Switzerland alps with a herd of fluffy llamas to escape the government. He had flow away with his loyal adviser to the tropical islands of Quackamoli where he was chased by a flock of possessed mosquitoes into a pile of coconuts then Bob had to swing through the jungle from a pack of violently aggressive monkeys who happened to love bananas. In a bad way.

Monkeys were Bobs greatest enemies. The whole world knew the most dangerous predators for bananas were monkeys. Bob was terrified at the time. “SAVE ME MY LOYAL ADVISER!” but his loyal adviser was currently working on his coconut juice extractor and was too far away to hear Bobs helpless cries. Bob knew there was no one to save him. He had to rely on himself. Good thing he had a black belt in Kangarookillakiwi! He swung his long banana butt and knocked out all the monkeys unconscious. “LOL THOUGHT YOU GUYZ COULD BEAT ME? I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN KANGAROOKILLAKIWI TAKE THAT!” said Bob doing his fat banana happy dance. He felt amazing! He had defeated his species greatest enemy! But… unfortunately Bob spook too soon. Out of nowhere a thousand monkeys rained from the sky. “plump potato pumpkin pie…” said Bob but he couldn’t finish his sentence before he was swallowed by a monkey. Inside the monkey’s stomach was a lot of green slime. Bob sharpened his fangs and began to chomp his way through the monkey’s flesh. He went up the brain and through the skull where the monkey was now dead. “classic survival hack!” he said as he continued to battle off the aggressively violent herd of monkeys. After two seconds they were all dead. Not even a thousand monkeys could defeat Bobs amazing kangarookillakiwi skills.

He ran back to the beach where he found his loyal adviser sipping coconut water from the coconut juice extractor. “Hello your bananajestyniest! What took you so long?” Bob told his loyal adviser about his epic battle and adventure inside the monkeys stomach. His adviser gasped. “You are truly amazing you bananajestyniest!” Bob flexed his flabby arms. “I’m hungry. Is there anything to eat?” his loyal adviser frowned. “ No your bananajestyniest I looked aready and couldn’t find anything.” Bob screamed. “RAOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGH!!!” without food bob was going crazy. “I NEED TO FILL MY STOMACH WITH SOMETHING!!!” he said as he started to shovel gallons of sand down his throat. It piled so high in his stomach it went up his esophagus and out of his mouth. He was so full of sand he couldn’t even walk. Bob was in trouble.

“HSWTYHSSYBVHFGSDFCZXDS!” he said. But his loyal adviser couldn’t understand him. “What are you saying your bananajestyniest?” Bob coughed out the gallons of sand that had absorbed all the liquids in his body. Now bob was as dry as banana jerky. “Oh dear your bananajestyniest!” said his adviser as he began to pour coconut juice into his mouth. “ahhh!” said bob. “We have to find a way to escape this island!” Bob said as he started to chew on his toes. He had left his trusty llama in Switzerland with the herd of fluffy llamas. “I miss trusty. He was my second-best friend!” said Bob. He now regretted letting his llama get married to the llama herds princess. He knew Trusty would be happy. Bob then dug a 30 feet hole into the sand and jumped inside. When he came out, his adviser had built a boat. “we can sail across the sea your bananajestyniest!” Bob and his adviser hopped onto the boat and off they went.

Of course bob didn’t row the boat once. His loyal adviser had to do all the work. “isn’t this an amazing day?” said bob as the storm clouds began to form in the sky. The waves rolled harder and the boat began to crash around. “THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!!” yelled bob as he did his fat banana happy dance. The boat was flipped 10000 feet into the air and plunged from the sky and the landed smack onto the water. Bob looked down into the deep empty blue. “Is this what death feels like?” He thought.  But suddenly, a dark figure was swimming up towards him. A great white shark.

If you saw a great white shark swimming towards you, you would probably freak out. But not bob. He thought this shark would be his new best friend! “Hello what’s your name?” He asked. The shark didn’t answer but swallowed him whole. Oh no. He thought. “I KNEW I COULDN’T TRUST YOU, YOU PRICKLY PIECE OF PLANKTON!!!” He said. He kicked the shark in the stomach and it flung him all the way to Switzerland where he landed smack on his trusty llama and his loyal adviser was waiting for him. “welcome home your bananajestyniest!” said his adviser. Bob hugged his llama and took a slurp of orange juice that his loyal adviser poured for him. He was finally happy. He went into his hut and took a long nap. He felt like he belonged at last. He fell asleep that night and dreamed about fat boiled bean burritos swinging to salsa music. He finally knew this is where his long banana butt belonged. 🍌

The End

Hey everyone sorry I haven't written in a while! I've been really busy with school and homework and hadn't had time to post a new chapter! Hope U guyz enjoyed! 🍌🍌🍌 I want to see if I can at least get 1 vote on my story I need all the support I can get! Thanks for reading! And remember, Bananas have rights too! If you want me to make another chapter please comment down below if I should THX! 🍌🍌🍌