God dammit. Is this heaven? Damn this all. I should've known that car wouldn't stop. Asshole.
"Yo, you're new here."
It was some boy talking to me.
"Yeah I guess."
"How'd you die?"
"Car crash."
"Wow, what a doosh."
"I know right?"
I look around
"So what do y'all do in Heaven?"
"Heaven?"
"Uh... This doesn't look like Hell or anything so... yeah?"
"Silly, there ain't no Heaven, or Hell, or anything really. You just died, there ain't much more to it."
"Oh."
Wait.
Oh my god no.
No no no no no no no
"What's wrong? Ya okay?"
"Holy shit I didn't even see the conclusion to that one really good show!"
"Oh man I know the feel."
"I don't remember it's name! What the Hell?! It was just on my tongue!"
"What was it about?"
"There were like... A bunch of... Dragons!"
"Yeah?"
"And Zombies!"
"Yeah yeah?"
"And some Birches!"
"Hm. Sorry, can't help ya."
"Damn."
And so I went on a journey beyond time, space and clouds to seek for someone who saw the conclusion. I just gotta know! Y'know?
