God Eater: Shattered Dawn

Basic God Eater explanations

So, for those of you who have not played God Eater or Project X Zone, I'm gonna tell you some basic facts.

Me: (opens up ds) Ahem.

Soma:...aren't you going to ask Sakaki?

Me: Nope. This is easier.

Soma:...You'd better mention where you got the info from then.

Me: (turns to Soma) God Soma, if you're that desperate for a part, you could just say.

Soma: Tch.

Me: Go on, do the honors.

Soma: The following information is taken from the game 'Project X Zone'. Whatever that is.

Aragami:

A collection of the single celled organisms called "Oracle Cells," which exist to simply consume everything.

They suddenly appeared on Earth and propagated at a staggering rate.

They have been classified into a number of different groups.

The hunger of the aragami has reduced the world Soma comes from into ruins, with the few remaining pockets of humanity fearing them as "the ultimate devourers" and "the ones who bring destruction."

God Eaters:

The name given individually to those who wield the anti-Aragami weapons, "God Arcs," as well as the overall name for the group.

God Arcs have their own consumption-related capabilities in order to be effective against the hard bodies of the Aragami.

Only God Eaters who have come into contact with Oracle Cells and proven they are compatible are able to use these weapons.

It is because the God arcs consume the flesh of the Aragami that they have become known as "God Eaters."

Fenrir Far East Branch:

One of the facilities set up by the former bio-chemical corperation "Fenrir," the inventors of God Arcs, in order to research the Aragami and as a base for God Eaters. Also known as "the Cellar." Me: Actually, I'll think you'll find they call it "the Den"

Soma: Stupid translation.

There are Fenrir branches across the world, but the fighting is particularly fierce around the Far East Branch.

(info info info)

And that's it.

Sakaki: (walks in) Hello there.

Me: (puts down ds) Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, could this wait till later?

Soma: (picks up ds and starts playing on it)...Wierd...

Sakaki: Oh, so you're writing? Hmm, let's see...

Me:...

Sakaki:...

Soma: What the hell! Who the hell is Vashyron!?

Me:...(stares intently at Sakaki)

Sakaki:...

Soma: Tch...I would never say that...or that...

Me:...

Sakaki:...

Soma: We don't even fight like that...

Me: (dies from tension)

Sakaki: Hmmm...interesting...

Me: (undies) So waddya think?

Soma: (scowls at ds) Total rubbish.

Me: (heartbreaks) I thought you were on my side Soma...

Soma: I was talking to the ds...

Sakaki: (leans towards author, smiling weirdly) Where did you find this information?

Me:...uh, Project X Zone? Soma has it.

Sakaki: (walks over to Soma and plucks ds from his hands)

Soma: Hey!

Me: You still haven't told me what you thought!

Sakaki:...interesting...Oho! Hmm...

Me: (punches the air) Result!

Soma:...he was talking to the ds.

Me: Oh.

Sakaki: (looks over) it's incredibly un educational.

Me: Aw, c'mon. Ds games aren't supposed to be educational. Right Soma?

Soma: He meant your book.

(awkward silence)

...She does not own God Eater Burst or Project X Zone

(Alisa is seen running past the door, followed by none other than...)

Vashyron: (pervy dance) Oh Alisa, you're so sassy and cute, when all we have are raisins...

Alisa: (screams) Crazy perv on the loose! Kota, save me!

Leanne: (slaps Vashyron so hard he gets nocked out) Zephyr, c'mere a second.

Zephyr: (walks up warily) What?

Leanne: You're carrying Vashyron back. I'll look after the poor traumatised girl.

Zephyr: Guh, fine. But you're making dinner. (points at shocked God Eaters) They don't own Resonance of Fate either.

Leanne: (waves sweetly) Please read, comment and add to your library at your convenience.

Ciao!