Chapter 25: Your Fuckin' Beard Is Weird

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"When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable." - Walt Disney

I just came back from watching hella Disney movies, I feel like writing about something Disney related😭. If you don't like it, might as well suck my dick and play wit my balls while you're at it❤️ Ight, on to the chapter

 If you don't like it, might as well suck my dick and play wit my balls while you're at it❤️ Ight, on to the chapter

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Valerie

Jahseh's bitch ass literally embarrassed me in front of all my fucking friends and Stokeley did not say nor DO A SINGLE GODDAMN THING.

This is one of the reasons I fucking cheated on this nigga in the first place, he's too fucking incompetent and it pisses me off to the highest level. Not to mention we have blues clues over here, flat out INSULTING ME. I said give your honest opinion about me not embarrass me.

I don't know why he always feels the need to act like I'm so contempt, act so scornful, or be petty towards me, but he needs to cut it the fuck out or else it's not gonna be pretty for all of us. Stokeley on the other hand needs to learn to put his homies in check when his fruity ass friend foul mouths his girlfriend. That shit is played out as fuck.

Of course, I'm only with Stokeley again because his dick is A1, and I forgot how great it was. Almost makes me sorry for fucking Dimitri one time before work. Key word, almost. He said he was gay but you know. Lies.

"Aye we here." Miles says. He pulls up and I thought it was gonna be some fancy hotel or some get away, no bitch.

Disney. World. DISNEY. WORLD. We drove 4 hours to go to some baby ass theme park.

"Miles why the fuck we at Disney World?" Jared says from the back. "How old we look to you? Huh? 5?" He continues.

"We really bout to look out of place as fuck." Michael says chuckling.

Well duh, you guys already look out of place in general.

"Bro I don't give a fuck, I have chronic back pain now. Get me the fuck off this damn floor." Jordan says getting up and out of the car. This nigga bends like a bridge just to crack his back.

"You look dumb, Jordan." I say jokingly laughing

"Shut up, jit. You make my ass itch." He says pointing at me. My whole face turns from a smile to a frown slowly ass I see Jahseh asleep on Michael's lap, everyone else hopping out the car.

Jahseh

"Oh my gosh, my golf fish, Miles is stuck in the tree, someone help!" I said panicking.

"Don't worry, Jahseh, help is on the way." My neighbor says. I like my neighbor, he was a pink panther and was a rather small one. He had cute little braces.

"Does he always get stuck in a tree?" Kermit The Frog asked me,

"Yeah, he's a rather weird pet."

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