Jahseh
"Jahseh if you don't get the fuck up." I awoke to a Netflix screen, 'Are you still watching?' I groaned.
Why do I have so much fucking dreams? Why do I dream so much? I dream about everything, and they feel SO FUCKING REAL. What I had dreamt wasn't no dream, that was a nightmare. Why the fuck am I dreaming shit like that?
Next time I'm gonna be getting married to Stokeley, then someone is going to be shaking me violently and BAM, I'm not at my wedding I'm working at a special ed strip club. But then I remembered,
"KIM?!" I yelled looking around.
"I'm right here, why are you yelling?" Kim says casually. I got up and pounced on top of him, sending us to the floor. I hugged him tightly, not really caring if he couldn't breath or not.
"It's not your fault that Stokeley left, please don't go outside." I said quickly.
"What are you talking about? Did you have a dream about Stokeley leaving because he was jealous of us sitting to close to each other so he felt left out and got mad and left, so and you and I had an argument and I left and you were feeling guilty and worried I wouldn't come back and got a call from someone saying I was shot, THEN when you came to the hospital that check in for me they told you I died?" Kim says. "Because you were knocked the fuck out before the movie even ended. Stokeley left like 10 minutes ago." He continued.
"Kim, you have a gift." I said getting up, and helping him up.
"Who sent me a gift?" He asks confused.
"No not..that." I said chuckling. "Never mind." I said.
"Okay, well I'm going to bed." Kim says running upstairs. "Goodnight."
Tomorrow
Stokeley
"So, how it go?" Miles says over the phone.
"Like shit. Jahseh fell asleep halfway during the whole thing, and we ran out of snacks to eat and Jahseh knows where the snacks are."
"Why didn't you just wake Jahseh up?" Miles asks.
"Kim says Jahseh gets really angry if someone wakes him up."
Miles chuckled, "True." He said. "How did you feel about everything?"
"I still want Kim to back off."
"Well..you should tell Jahseh you like him. PROBABLY just probably..Kim will back off." Miles says.
"How do you know that?"
"I know this, because I'm the smartest man ever."
"Gazzy is." I corrected him.
"Listen here you little biscuit bitch." He starts, "If you don't get your little gay ass over there, and tell Jahseh you like him, Kimetrius will STEAL HIM." He exaggerates. "Kim is your only competition, they aren't even dating they just have a thing. All you have to do is say those 3 simple words."
"I love you?" I ask
"I was thinking more of 'I like you' but if you wanna say that, Jahseh the type of person to say it back." He says.
