Jahseh
Since there's no fucking bathroom inside of the venue, I legit had to go outside and pee. I'm serious, that wedding venue has no fucking bathroom.
It was getting a little bit late out so it was dark, and I was kinda scared to go outside, I was gonna ask Stokeley to go with me but that's fucking gay.
I had to leave out the front door and loop around to the back of the building, which was crowded with overgrown grass, bugs, webs and nasty shit. Just..Florida.
I made it to a spot that that so bad, I guess. Since the exchanging of vows earlier between Michael and Valerie, I haven't seen Valerie since. That was at least an hour ago, it don't take that long to change into a dress that allows her more mobility, if that's what she's doing.
Just as I was about to unzip my pants I hear rustling not too far away from me, followed by grunting and moaning. "They're getting it. Lucky bitches." I thought. Would be nice to get some dick right now but you know, I was there just to take a fat piss and go on my merry way.
If you think I was going to investigate instead of going back into the reception, you thought absolutely correct. I'm sorry, but curiosity got the best of me.
I followed the noise and I couldn't really see past all the grass, trees and leaves but I could see enough. There was a a single tree just stood right there, I used it as a cover so whoever was doing the nasty could not see me eavesdropping. What if it's Kim and Jarad, bro? What if it's Omar and Gazzy? Scarred. But some of the moaning seemed to sound like a girl, so I doubt it.
Shit, I feel like a creep just peeking at two people having sexy like Jahseh, do you know privacy?
I peeked around the tree and looked around. I could hear the noise but I couldn't spot where it came from and I knew if I got any closer, it would disturb. Something moving finally caught my eye. Two people fucking. Okay, my investigative work is over I can go back into the reception. I turned to leave back into the banquet hall.
"This dick is better than what Michael's ever given you, huh?" I heard.
Hold the fuck up.
"Yes, way better." The mistress moaned in response. I think you know WHO this mistress is.
Yo, I just walked in on a bride CHEATING on her HUSBAND at the ACTUAL WEDDING. Look, I'm reckless but I'm never going to be at a point where I'm that reckless. It's been less than a day and she's already went against her vows. I couldn't help but feel overcome with guilt and sadness for Michael. He Michael doesn't deserve this.
"That's why I haven't seen her in a while." I whispered to myself. "Better save this for when I expose this gardening tool." I said pulling out my phone and opening the camera app.
I took a snapshot but my camera shutters had gone off and made a loud *click* sound following with the flash. Without even looking back, I ran throw the meadow of overgrown grass, webs, bugs and leaves all the way back to the entrance of the hall, almost barging in.
I tried to look as casual as I could but I was covered in grass and was panting from the half minute sprint I did from outside to here. I checked my phone, since I didn't have time and my dumbass had drawn attention to myself, I didn't see how the picture looked. I scrolled past all the pictures I had in my camera roll and finally got to the photo I took. This man was behind Valerie, i still didn't know who it was, and she was looking directly at the camera.
"Jahseh" I heard suddenly, making me jump. "Did I scare you?" I turned around to see Michael.
"No, you just made me lose my train of thought." I said putting my phone away quickly.
