Chapter 68: I Watched My Granpa Say PENIS

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Jahseh

it's been a couple years since our adventures with the boys. i mean, we still talk every day and hang out but remember that whole shenanigan with Valerie and Michael? and before Stoke and I were together? all that was annoying at the time but looking back, i miss it. it was fun. it's almost like we need to meet a new person and then fuck our lives up. i'm joking but it's been so boring.

"Stoke." i said, Stokeley laying on my lap scrolling through instagram, "Yeah"

"it's been boring lately. i want to spice shit up." i whined.

"i mean work really been kicking my ass so i been kinda tired, i give you my best though-"

"Stokeley, wrong type of 'spicing things up'." i cut him off, laughing, "dummy. i'm talking about our lives and with the guys. like old times."

"old times?" he repeated.

"yes. like when you were still trying to tell me you like me. and kim still lived with me. and you were still messing with that pig." i said.

he laughed, "you miss that?" he asked.

"i mean, looking back, the drama was fun."

"well, that was a while ago. maybe, we should just all get together and go on another road trip." Stokeley suggested.

"not in that fucking pedophile van again, bruh."

"i liked pedo van though."

i rolled my eyes, "well, i guess we could go on another road trip, ask everyone else what they think."

Groupchat name: WE ARE FARMERS

My Stoke❤️: aye, y'all wanna go on another road trip somewhere?

Gazz: omg yes! that would be so great.

Omar: i'm down.

Symereee: ion care bruh jus pay for my food

Jordan: we gotta go to my mama house dis weekend, Symere u didn't remember?

Symereee: nigga u was jus complaining about having nothing to do. you just don't wanna sit on the floor again LMFAO

Royce: i'm down

Dex: we not doin dis disney shit again bruh

Miles My Bestie💛: IMMA GET DA VAN

where do y'all wanna go?

Kimmy🦋: the beach?

Jarad: i can't swim

Kimmy🦋: we know. fat niggas don't float.

Jarad: we married and you still bully me 😒

Dimitri: the beach sounds nice though.

i agree with Dimitri, we should try the beach.

Jarad: WHO TOLD YALL I COULD SWIM BRUH

Royce: just play in the sand bitch.

Jarad: like a little child?

Royce: either that nigga or DROWN

WE GOING TO THE BEACH. PACK YALL SHIT WE LEAVING TOMORROW.

Kimmy🦋: something weird as hell finna happen on this trip 😂

Dex: nigga to spidey senses comin in?

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