Red vs Blue Season 7: Male Oc

Rvb S7 E5 "Local Host"

Valhalla/Blue Base
Wade, Caboose and Donut end their transmission with Wash.

Caboose: Hello? Hello? Agent Washington! Are you there? Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Wade: I think he just hung up on us.

Zeta: (Appears) That was quite rude.

Caboose: No, I don't think so... I don't think he'd do anything like that—hello! Hello.

Donut: Okay. Well, I think I'll just head back to my base. If you guys can think of anything to help me with that desert situation, just give me a ring.

Caboose: Okay.

Wade: Got it, Donut.

Donut: Hey Caboose, need any help with your Frankenstein-friend project?

Caboose: Oh, no, but uh, if you see any mechanical parts laying around that... look friendly, would you save them for us?

Donut: Well, sure! I can ask Sarge if he used his underground secret workshop. I heard the guys talking about it, it sounded cool.

Caboose: Oh right, they mentioned that earlier when they came by to pick you up.

Zeta: They said it was a hologram chamber, if I'm correct.

Donut: Yeah but, he doesn't usually like letting the enemy use our equipment, but maybe I'll catch him in a good mood.

Caboose: Oh, you could try killing the orange one first! That would probably put him in a great mood!

Donut: Yeah... that's a good idea and all, but we have all these rules against killing people from our own team.

Caboose: Lame.

Wade: Caboose...

Caboose: I'm mean that's a totally good rule to have.... sometimes.

Donut: Tell me about it.

Caboose: No I don't think we have rules like that on Blue Team.

Wade: Well, I tried setting some ground rules but, Caboose just breaks each one.

Donut: What was one of the rules?

Wade: That Caboose wasn't allowed to cook.

Donut: What's wrong with that?

Zeta: Hey tried making waffles and set the kitchen on fire... including himself.

Caboose: Fire doesn't like me.

Wade: (Grim) It was a nightmare to clean up.

Zeta: Ooo Wade, it wasn't that tough your just exaggerating.

Wade: I could barely rub out the scorch marks.

Donut: Man you guys are allowed to cook? Our team sucks. (Leaves through the man cannon)

Wade: So, that's how it's supposed to work.

Caboose: (Heads downstairs) Secret underground workshop, huh? Well, I have to try something. I don't seem to be very good about doing this on my own but, there's Wade to help me. (A random fire occurs to his right.) All right, now how did that even start!? Wade I need you!?

Wade: (Walks in the room) What is it Cabo- NOT AGAIN!!

Zeta: There's a fire extinguisher in the other room!