Yeet It- An Avengers Fanfiction

"I'm Evil, I Think?"

Huge shoutout to @late_to_the_party for my first ever vote on a chapter!!!!! Enjoy this little "I've gone evil" prank with a guest star! Yeet -Catfish

"Mr. Loki, sir, can you transform into a snake for me? I want to see!" Peter begged, having just met the god for the first time. Loki rolled his eyes fondly, with a small smirk pulling at his lips, and transformed into a small green snake. Peter crouched next to the snake, gasping in awe, and picked it up. "That is so awesome! Have you met Shuri yet? You two will be very good friends, I can tell." Peter looked at the snake, or...Loki? Whatever. Loki transformed back, smiling. "I have not met this Shuri. Feel free to introduce us if you wish, young spider." Loki said formally.

Peter gestured for Loki to follow him and started running, practically bouncing, down the hallway in excitement. "Loki, step away from the kid." Of course, Tony would never trust the past villain with his kid. Loki groaned out loud, turning around to look at Tony, who had one of the Iron Man gauntlets on, repulsors ready to fire. Peter looked startled, and raised his hands in surrender. "Mr. Stark, it's okay. He's nice now. Right, Mr. Loki?" Peter glanced at the god, who nodded with a smirk and raised eyebrow. "I'm nice, Stark." Tony didn't seem to believe a word, and only growled under his breath. Loki bent down just enough so that he could speak directly into Peter's ear, making eye contact with Tony. He whispered, "I'm going to snap my fingers, and we're going to go directly into the room with this Shuri girl. Is she in the living room?" Peter shook his head, and whispered back, "The lab."

"What the hell are you two talking about? Peter, come here, now! He's not safe for you to be alone with." Tony ordered, but he wasn't even looking at Peter at all. He was glaring straight at Loki, who was smirking right back. Peter looked at Tony, and finally they met eyes. Peter mouthed 'Sorry' before Loki laughed slightly and clapped his hands once, and they were in the lab. Peter could practically imagine Tony yelling now, but he tried to push the thoughts away when he saw Shuri, who was staring at the two of them in confusion. "Did you two just...appear? Because I didn't hear the door." Shuri glanced at the metal door, and then back at the two of them. "We appeared. Loki, this is Shuri. Shuri, Loki." Peter introduced and Shuri shook Loki's hand. "Didn't you try to destroy New York at some point?" Shuri frowned at the god, and Loki suddenly looked very uncomfortable.

"I did, but that is in the past, now. I have realized my past mistakes, and I wish to fix them." Loki averted eye contact, but he sounded pretty confident, so Shuri believed him. "Okay, fair enough. How old are you, god man?" Shuri quickly changed the subject, wiping the oil from her project off on a towel. "Well, I am over a thousand years old, technically, but in Midgardian years, I am only about 17." Loki sat down on a bench in the corner of the room, and Peter and Shuri sat beside him. "That's about how old we are, too!"

Loki looked surprised when Peter spoke, and then frowned. "But, I thought you were 12." He teased, and Peter groaned and rolled his eyes. "I am kidding, young spider. Are you two interested in pranks, perhaps?" Loki watched in joy as Peter and Shuri's eyes lit up, knowing that meant they did. "Yes, yes! Oh my god, we have to prank the team with you!" Shuri clapped her hands excitedly, and jumped up from the bench. Loki chuckled lowly at her childish joy, but it was a bit endearing as well. "I am very skilled in pranks, mortals, so I have the perfect idea. I know many of the Avengers still do not trust me, so this will make sense to them. I can just snap my fingers and you two will be wearing the same god outfit as I am, but no crown. The crown is mine." Loki began explaining, and Shuri and Peter waited patiently.

"Once we get you into the outfit, we walk out together. We will announce that the three of us would like to take over Midgard. Do you wish to follow this plan?" Loki was greeted with a hug from Peter, who was laughing. Loki awkwardly hugged back, patting his back, for a few seconds. Peter then broke away, and nodded at Shuri. "It sounds perfect, Loki. Let's get this started." Shuri and Peter closed their eyes and Loki snapped his fingers. Immediately, a green light spread across their former outfits, transforming it into the battle outfit that Loki were, colored green and black.

Shuri felt the fabric, humming to herself. "It's good material. Anyway, that isn't even important, I'm boring. It's the scientist in me. Let's get started." Shuri urged them onward, and they all started to leave in a single file line, before Peter stopped them. "Wait, we need a squad formation. Loki, you lead us. Shuri, take right. I'll take left." Peter ordered, moving everyone into their positions. Shuri flashed him a thumbs up, giggling. They left the room and started heading to the living room. When they walked in, Thor, Clint, and Tony were in the room. Tony was pacing back and forth, running his hands through his hair. Peter briefly heard what he was saying before he entered the room, something along the lines of "Thor, your psychotic brother took my-" But he cut himself off when he saw the three in the doorway.

"Peter, Shuri, are you two okay? Wait, what are you wearing?" Clint gestured to their outfits, bow in one hand. "Well, we're glad you asked, Clint. We're wearing the outfits of our god." Shuri spat with fake venom lacing her words. Clint took a shocked step back, and Thor jumped to his feet at that. "Brother, please tell me you did not brainwash Spiderboy and Shuri." Thor said, hands together as if he were praying. "I did not brainwash, anyone, brother. They follow me themselves. And, together, we will take over the world." Loki sneered, rolling his eyes and stomping his foot. When his foot hit the floor, a scepter appeared in his hand. It was golden, and sharp on the end. It would have the mind stone, but it didn't after Infinity War, so it was simply a golden scepter, but it still looked very threatening.

"Peter...?" Tony's voice trailed off toward the end as he took a nervous step towards the teen. The boy glared at him, and Tony drew back, shocked. "Loki, Shuri, and I will rule the world! You will see, or more like you will not, because we will destroy you." Peter put on his best evil smirk, and it seemed to work well enough, because Tony put his hands up in surrender. "Kid, you don't want this. I think Loki told you things that aren't true. You're a good kid, you don't want to take over the world. Please don't make me fight you." Tony was actually pleading. Peter had never heard his hero beg for anything, he always demanded. It was a bit distressing to be quite honest. Peter ignored him, and Tony looked wounded for a moment, but Peter turned away, so he couldn't really see.

Thor glared at his brother, walking closer. "You told me you had no intention of evil again. Why would you lie to me?" Thor sounded hurt, but mostly angry. Loki faltered for a second, almost feeling bad for the man. "He's above you, Thor." Shuri gritted her teeth as if she was filled with cold rage. "I give up, this was simply a fun joke. I do not plan on fighting any of you anytime soon, and the young ones don't either." Loki said with a smirk, and Thor laughed heartily, pulling him into a hug. "I am glad you are not an evil brother, Loki." Loki was feeling crushed against Thor's chest, but he ground out a "Thanks".

Tony looked extremely relieved when Peter burst out laughing too, and Clint just groaned, annoyed. Shuri and Peter hugged Loki in something like a group hug. Loki decided he may actually like staying here.

Word Count- 1,410