Yeet It- An Avengers Fanfiction

It's Split Day Bitches

Guess who's back!!!!!! Now that I've gotten my crazy-ass life under control, and my Writer's Block is gone, I figured I would grace y'all with my horrible writing! Enjoy my shit writing! Va iubesc pe toti!- Catfish (This one is based on a one-shot by one of my favorite authors, onedropstories) 

"Hey Aunt Nat, you're really flexible, right?" Peter says, walking into the kitchen,

"Yeah, I'm flexible, why?" the ex-assassin asks, drinking her morning coffee.

"Well, I was thinking that me, you, and maybe Auntie Wanda could prank everyone else by randomly doing splits during the day?" Peter asks, a shit-eating grin stretching across his face. Natasha takes a final sip of her coffee, setting it down on the counter,

"You, good sir, are a genius." Nat's face slowly morphs into a similar grin, "But we have to make sure that none of the others figure it out before we do it, and we have to go tell Wanda." The two spiders rush out of the kitchen, unaware of the two eyes visible from the vents... 

"Wanda, we need you!" Peter says, running into Wanda's and Pietro's combined room. (A/N: Yes, you're welcome, Pietro is alive in this)

"She's in the bathroom right now, Wanda!" Pietro yells, and they hear water running in the bathroom, "Peter and Natasha need you!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming, no need to yell Pietro," Wanda says, drying her hands with a towel as she comes out. "What do you guys need?" Nat and  Peter glance at each other, unsure if they can trust Pietro,

"We've decided that we're going to prank everyone by randomly dropping into splits while we're talking to them, and I figured you would want to do it too," Peter says, glancing at the uninterested Pietro.

"Hold on, I hear something," Natasha says, looking around. Suddenly, she grabs one of the knives she wears in her belt and throws it at the ceiling, a familiar voice lets out a string of cuss words, "Clint, we know you're in the vents, just give up now." Clint drops down from the vents, holding the knife.

"How'd you know it was me?" He asks, handing the weapon back to Nat,

"I have my ways." She says, smiling mysteriously.

"Fine, you caught me, but I bet you won't be able to catch me after I do this!" Clint throws his shoe at Peter, and runs to the door, only to have it slammed in his face by Wanda's magic.

"You didn't see that coming?" Pietro asks, laughing at Clint's attempt to "break out"

"Hey, it might've worked if your sister hadn't hit me in the face with the door."

"Boys! Before you leave, Clint, can you do the splits?" Wanda asks, staring at Clint from across the room,

"Yes, I can, and fine, I'll help you with your prank on the other Avengers," Clint says, holding up his arms before Wanda can say anything else.

"Well then, we have our team, let the chaos begin!" Peter says as the other four adults gather around him.

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"Alright, everyone ready?" Peter asks, three hours after the five of them began planning, everyone nods, ready to wreak havoc on the superheroes, "Then let's do this!" he says, and runs out into the hallway, with everyone following him. 

"Wish me luck," Clint says, running to find Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson, "Wanda, can you radio me and tell me where they are?" Clint asks, pausing to check his radio is on his belt.

"That's my job, Birdbrain" Wanda replies, standing next to Pietro, who's holding a camera

"Seen you soon Peter," Natasha says, going to find Bruce Banner and Thor, "FRIDAY, is Bruce Banner in his lab?"