Yeet It- An Avengers Fanfiction

The Bean-Boozled Challenge

"Loki, Thor! Look what Mr. Stark bought me!"

Thor and Loki turned their heads to watch the teen rush toward them holding a small box. His hair was messy and he was smiling wildly.

"What is it, child?" Thor asked, smiling as well. He gently poked the box and heard things rattle around inside. The front of the box had strange looking jelly beans on it.

Loki was pretending to be bored by the conversation as usual, but he was secretly paying attention. Peter sat down in between Loki and Thor and opened the box.

"This is called...the Bean Boozled challenge." He announced as he pulled the coffee table closer to the three of them and placed everything from the box down on it.

Loki had heard of this game before. Peter was a good friend of his, and he often got stuck hearing him rant for hours about things he found funny. But he didn't really know that much about it.

Thor looked excited, squirming in his seat and grinning. 'Like a big child' Loki thought fondly.

"Okay, so we use this spinner here." Peter flicked the spinner as demonstration. "And there are ten different jelly bean kinds in this box. But, there's a catch."

Loki rolled his eyes at the dramatic tone, while Thor leaned in eagerly.

"There is a chance that the jelly bean you get will be the bad kind."

Thor frowned. "What do you mean? What are the flavors of such jelly beans?" Even Loki seemed interested.

Peter turned the box around and read it. "Coconut or spoiled milk. Strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish. Tutti-Frutti or stinky socks. Lime or lawn clippings. Berry blue or toothpaste. Buttered popcorn or rotten egg. Chocolate pudding or canned dog food. Peach or barf. Caramel corn or moldy cheese. And...juicy pear or burger."

Thor and Loki looked equal parts disgusted and in awe.

"So...each person spins and then tries a jelly bean. Then you see if it's good or bad. It's like...candy Russian roulette." Peter explained, turning back to them with a grin. "So, will you play with me?"

"YES!"

"No."

Peter looked disappointed. "Come on, Loki. Just play with us, it will be fun!" He begged. Thor tried to make puppy dog eyes but it didn't really work out.

Loki rolled his eyes and sighed. "Why would I want to eat something disgusting? I am a god." He crossed his arms stubbornly.

Peter gently slapped his arm. "Play!" Slap. "With" Slap. "ME!"

Loki put his arms up in surrender, eyes wide. "Fine! Fine! Stop hitting me!"

Peter smiled triumphantly. "Let's get started. Thor, go first."

Thor wiggled joyfully and spun the spinner (How do sentences work). "I got the yellow one!"

Peter looked at the back of the box again and smiled up at Thor. "You got buttered popcorn or rotten egg. Try it!" He lifted the box of jelly beans and held it out to the god.

As Thor took it and shoved it in his mouth, Loki tried to hide a smile behind his fist. Peter saw it anyway.

Suddenly Thor's eyes widened comically and he spat the bean out onto the floor. He screamed at the top of his lungs girlishly and ran toward the kitchen sink.

Peter and Loki fell sideways laughing as the man frantically tried to get some faucet water into his mouth but was only succeeding in getting his face wet.

Thor continued screaming until he got a mouthful of water and then tried to compose himself as he walked back over.

He cleared his throat and brushed invisible wrinkles out of his pants.

"It was gross."

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