Yeet It- An Avengers Fanfiction

FRIDAY Talks In Memes

"Okay, okay, I think I've almost got it!" Shuri typed in another sequence of codes, and Peter checked it off the list of ones to try. "I think it worked!" Shuri exclaimed, entering one last string of coding. "Really? Wait, let me try." Peter cleared his throat dramatically before looking up at the ceiling. "Hey, FRIDAY, what should I be when I grow up?" There was a moment of silence before FRIDAY responded. "If you want to be a dog, RUFF!" Shuri and Peter stared at each other in shock for a few minutes before they burst out laughing hysterically. "Oh my god, yes!" Shuri wheezed, finally putting a stop to her laughter.

Just then, Natasha walked into the room, completely unaware of what the two were doing. Clint walked in behind her and then threw a paper at the back of her head. She jumped slightly, and Shuri and Peter stepped back to watch the show, knowing this wouldn't end well. "I declare war," Natasha said with a completely serious expression. She then grabbed the paper and threw it back, but Clint dodged it. "They're totally dating," Shuri whispered, and Peter nodded at least fifty times. Clint picked up Natasha and threw her onto the couch, both of them giggling like schoolgirls. "Miss Keisha, Miss Keisha? Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead." FRIDAY spoke suddenly. Everyone in the room froze before Shuri and Peter started laughing again. "Wait, what?" Clint said, getting off of Natasha. "Just ignore it, it's probably some error. Let's go. This isn't over." Natasha stated simply, though even she looked confused.

Clint and Nat walked toward Natasha's room to "Continue their fight", but it was more likely they were doing something a lot better than that (if you know what I'm saying). Shuri and Peter were still laughing when Tony walked into the room. "What are you two brats laughing about?" But there was no bite in his tone. "Memes," Shuri replied. It wasn't technically a lie... "Hey, FRIDAY." Tony greeted, walking over to the kitchen cupboard. "Hi, welcome to Chili's." Tony's head snapped up to the ceiling. Shuri and Peter attempted to make themselves look busy by picking up their phones and fake texting. "...What?" FRIDAY did not respond, and Tony still hadn't moved from his position.

"It's a joke, Tony. We're pranking everyone." Peter told him, chuckling quietly. "Ohhh, okay. Sounds fun. What do we do, and what are these things she's saying?" Tony asked, gesturing toward the cameras. "She's saying vines. Like, watch this." "What do you get when Bucky and Steve are in the hot tub together?" There was a quick second of silence. "Two bros, chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart because they're not gay." Tony was wheezing and laughing, slapping his hand against the countertop. "Okay, okay. I love it. Let's get more people in here." He sent a text to the Avengers group chat (I want to write a story about this chat), telling everyone they were having a movie night. Nat and Clint ran in, and Natasha was still buttoning up her top, but still. "MOVIE NIGHT YES!" Shuri exclaimed, and Bucky walked in.

"Sounds like a good time. I'm in." Tony was staring at him. "So you just live here now?" He asked, frowning. Bucky shrugged and sat down on the couch next to Peter, slinging his arm around his shoulder. "What are we watching?" Nat asked, sitting on the other couch (there are two), and Clint sat beside her. "THE LION KING" Peter blurted, smiling wide. Everyone who was in the room so far seemed on board with that idea. "I've never seen that," Tony admitted, sitting next to Peter. Shuri sat beside Tony. (This is complicated) Steve walked in and sat next to Clint. "How have you never seen the Lion King?" Peter gasped in mock offense. Bruce walked into the room as well, with Wanda and Vision at his side. "We're going to need more chairs." Steve pointed out, as Wanda sat on the arm of the couch next to Steve. Bruce pulled over a kitchen chair and sat down, and Vision sat on another arm of the couch. (DID I REMEMBER EVERYONE? IF NOT, THEN OOPS) "We need tortilla chips, like really bad. Every movie needs tortilla chips." Bucky said and stood up to get a bag of chips. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!" FRIDAY interrupted, and the whole room looked at Bucky, who was frozen in shock with a bag of tortilla chips.

"What in the world does that mean?" Bruce looked pretty concerned, while everyone else just looked pretty amused. "Was that a vine?" Vision asked, looking at Shuri. Shuri gaped at Vision for a second, and so did Peter. "You watch vines?" Shuri asked him curiously. "Of course I do. They are amusing." Vision sounded so emotionless and serious that it made this situation even more hilarious. "What the hell is a vine?" Natasha asked. "FRIDAY, what's wrong with you today?" Steve asked, frowning at one of the cameras. "Oh, hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage!" FRIDAY replied in a sing-song voice. That made everyone start laughing, and Steve just looked offended. "Yes, Vision, they're vines."

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