Yeet It- An Avengers Fanfiction

The Windex Prank

This one has Shuri in it!!!!

"This is going to be the best prank in the history of pranks." Shuri snickered, watching Peter pour out the windex from the bottle. "I know, I know. You have to stay hidden while you record it though. I don't want Mr. Stark to see you." Once all the windex was out, Peter started filling the bottle with water and then pouring it out, making sure it was really clean. (Don't try this at home kids) "He's going to get so mad, you know that right?" Shuri was fiddling with the video camera she had created in her lab. It got way better quality videos than any other regular camera, so when Shuri and Peter would watch back the footage after, it would be like a movie.

"Yeah, I know. But, it'll be so worth it in the end. Okay, we're ready!" Peter exclaimed after pouring in the blue Gatorade. Shuri was practically bouncing with excitement as she followed Peter into Tony's lab. Tony would be back in about 5 minutes, and he had told Peter to wait in the lab for him so they could work on a suit upgrade. Shuri raced to hide behind one of Tony's unfinished robots, turning on the video camera and trying to hold in her laughter. Peter took out his phone and scrolled through Tumblr, liking about every post complimenting Spiderman. Eventually, a few minutes late, Tony strolled in casually, wearing a very formal suit and black sunglasses. "Hey, kid. Ready to get to work?" Tony asked, pulling the sunglasses off to look Peter in the eyes. "Sure, lemme just get a quick drink." Peter murmured, and Tony waited patiently as Peter walked over to the workbench where there was the windex bottle.

Shuri was almost choking on her muffled laughter, trying to hold the camera straight. Peter unscrewed the top of the bottle, and Tony tilted his head to the side, obviously confused. Peter tilted the bottle back and drank the Gatorade, successfully hiding his large smile. Tony lunged at Peter and almost knocked the bottle out of his hands. "What the fuck?! Are you insane, that's poisonous!" Tony was rightfully horrified, attempting to grab the bottle away. Peter was pulling it back, and managed to get another sip in. "Peter, STOP! What the hell is wrong with you?" Tony was trying his best not to start panicking, but it was getting a little hard to stop his voice was from shaking. Was the kid TRYING to kill himself?

"It's good!" Peter pointed out, taking another big gulp of it. Tony ripped the bottle out of his hands and poured it all on the floor, not even caring about the mess. Dum-E or U could clean it up later. "Peter! We have to get you to the Medbay now! I cannot fucking believe you just did that. We have to get your stomach pumped, and you must be drunk or something to think that Windex is able to be consumed by humans." Tony growled, pulling Peter toward the door before Shuri burst out laughing, and so did Peter. "O-Oh my god, I cannot! That was so much better than even I could imagine!" Shuri choked out between laughs, and Peter was rolling on the floor laughing. Tony was extremely confused and hadn't quite caught on yet, glaring at Shuri. "What is going on?" That only made her laugh harder and she stopped filming, setting the camera on the workbench. "It was a prank, old man! There's Gatorade in the bottle, not Windex." Shuri explained, motioning to the spilled liquid on the floor. That was when it made sense.

"Oh my fucking God."

Peter stood up and sat on the couch, hiccupping with laughter. Shuri sat beside him and they high fived, laughing. "You're going to give me gray hair, kid. I honest to god thought you were drinking Windex." Tony grumbled, resting his head in his hands. "Sorry, Mister Stark, it was just too funny of an idea to pass up." Peter had stopped laughing, but still had a bright smile on his face. "Yeah, well, harhar. Clean up this mess, and you're grounded for two days." Shuri started laughing again, and fell off the couch.

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