Sealand: England-
England: Get the hell away from me.
Sealand: But you are my daddy ;-;
England: N-no I'm not!
Admin: *perv smile*
England:........... Anyway, go ask America.
Sealand: America?
America: Sup little dude?
Sealand: What should I be since I can't be a country?
America: Anything!
Admin: *Perv thoughts*
America:..............
France: *whispers things in Sealand's ear*
Sealand: Ok! *Gets stripper pole*
America: No....
England: NO!
Admin and France: *High five*
Sweeden: Oh no...
Finland:Uh...
Denmark: God no...
Norway: Don't...
Iceland: Stop...
Sealand: *Strips*
Germany: *covers Italy and Prussia's eyes*
Prussia: *covers Canada's eyes*
Everyone else: *throws up rainbows*
Sealand: If I can't be a country, I'll be a stripper!
What did I just write?! XD
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Hetalia Crack!
FanfictionWarning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose you...
