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What the hell eyebrows?! KIK rp

Ok, this is the best RP ever don't hate on it, this was an rp I did as a joke, so don't say I was out of character because I was never IN character anything in parentheses means admin said it, not the character. Enjoy -3-

England, played by........Admin

America, played by........((idk their wattpad but their instagram is @usa_hetalia))

Hungary, played by........YouTubeGirl1200

~Enjoy le RP~
England: *sends pic of England hugging America and says: Let's do it in France's seat like Last time* ((Lmao))
America: *screech of terror*
England:((But that means...))
England:*realization sets in*
England:((IGGY))
England:((AINT))
England:((NO))
England:((VIRGIN))
Hungary: IT HAPPENED BEFORE?!
England: ((My Iggy is all grown up *tears of joy*))
America: *more screams of terror* CURSED FANART! (#shippingintenseifies)
England: America dat means you ain't no virgin either \(●_●)z
America: Yes I am! ((HE ISSSSSS))
England: LIKE. LAST. TIME. THAT. MEANS. YOU. AINT. NO. VIRGIN. EITHER. XD
America: THIS IS FANART FOOL!
America: ((*dies*))
England: I DONT BEILIEVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! ITS REAAAAALLLLLLL!
Hungary: IM DONE! *walks away* ((Liz is MAD))
England: Admin? ADMIN?! Shit.. my admin died.
America: IT. HAS. NEVER. HAPPENED. *nukes the photo*
Hungary: ((But Liz is gone tho))
America: ((He was still gonna nuke it tho o3o)) *nukes artist*
Hungary: ((She's still gone...I think she jumped off a cliff))
England: My admin died...what now?
Hungary: ((I think LIZ died))
England: ((I-I think I'm *sees pic again and dies*)) God damn it *pushes admins body off a cliff*
America: *kills admins*
England: I'm going to find Liz

And

Slap

Her

Ass.
America: JUST LIKE IGGY WHEN HE VIOLATED MY FINE BOOTAY ANYWAY...TO FIND LIZ!
England: Wtf is wrong with me?! =_=
Hungary: ((Liz is dead...unless she's in a corner...either way she's scared))
America: We must find Liz!
England: Right...
Hungary: ((idk where she is so good luck))
England: *opens and umbrella and walks off a cliff, then floats down like Mary Poppins* ((I AM ALIVE!))
Hungary: ((XD and yay!))
England: *finds Liz and eats her* Nom nom nom.
Hungary: ((What?!))
England: ((Idek))
Hungary: ((Liz is just in a closet, silently sobbing))
England: ((But Iggy ate her))
Hungary: ((No, he didn't. She is locked in my closet))
England: ((Ok then ^u^)) *finds Alfred and eats him* Nom nom nom
WARNING IF CHU PLAN ON WATCHING ATTACK ON TITAN THIS IS A SPOILER SORT OF.
America: *turns into titan and bursts out of England like Eren did to the titan XD*
Mkay, spoilerish thing over~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
England: *heals and eats closet* ((EYEBROWS STAHP))
Hungary: ((Arthur...get out of my house...))
America: ((slowly wondering wtf did I just say...))
Hungary: ((America, go comfort Liz))
England: *dies*

*stands up* JK IM A NATION I DONT DIE.
Hungary: ((Sounds Legit...))
England: *kills everyone except for Alfred and Liz*
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
America: *le turns back into regular America and walks up to liz* Hai. ((Wtf is going on?!))
Hungary: What?
England: *eats self* ((WHY AM I DOING THIS?! ;-;))
Hungary: ((I really don't know))
England:*throws self up*

*eats closet full of chicken*

*eats scones*

*eats oven used to make scones*
Hungary: *Liz looked down* ((What are you doing, England?!))
England: ((I honestly don't know but I think someone spiked my drink or some shit)) *eats random dogs*
Hungary: ((XD dying))
America: Wuts wrong?
Hungary: Nothing just thinking...
America: *eats a scone then chockes and dies*

*lives* wut are u thinking about?
Hungary: Just stuff, it's not important
America: Tell meh!
Hungary: It's nothing.
America: Tell me!
England: *eats Alfred and Liz* ((EYEBROWS. STAHP.))
Hungary: ((XD))
England: *eats admins* ((DAMN IT EYEBROWS ARE YOU FAWKING KIDDING ME))
America: *eats the world*
England: *eats the universe*
America: *eats heaven*
England: *eats everything in and out of existence then Alfred*
Hungary: ((NOT SEBASTIAN))
America: ((NO ONE CAM EAT HIM HE IS ONE HELL OF A BUTLER))
England: True...
Hungary: ((Lol I love u so much right now))
England: *spits out Sebastian and Ciel*
Hungary: ((Not Lizzie, she can go to hell)) thanks! ((The other Lizzie!))
America: (I HATE ELIZABETH)
Hungary: ((Same))
America: ((When she was about to get slapped when she broke the ring i was like YES YES SLAP HER STUPID BRAT FACE!))
Hungary: ((XD)) what the hell are you talking about? ((Nothing! You don't get us))
America: *pets cat* ((THEY KNOW NOTHING))
Hungary: ((We can't break the fourth wall))
America: *still petting cat* ((IT MUST REMAIN UNBROKEN))
England: ((Lol)
Hungary: ((XD))
England: *throws everything up* CHICKEN LEGS ((time to put this on Wattpad!))
Hungary: XD
America: XD

*le bows* The end