America: *Is f*cking England somewhere*
Japan: *Backflips*
China: *Killing Pandas*
Belgium: *Throwing away waffles*
Germanics: *Mass murdering potatoes*
Nordics: *mass murdering butter, Ikea stores, and legos, everywhere*
Netherlands: *Donating money to rich people who don't need anymore money*
France: *Turns into Morgan Freeman*
Everyone: *Stops*
America: *Moves away from England* SHIET, LETS GO BEFORE ADMIN FINDS OUT. *throws England over shpulder and rides away on a rainbow*
Everyone except France: ...
Morgan!France: I AM MORGAN FREE-
Admin: Oh. HELL no.
Morgan!France: ???
Admin: *Turns into Morgan Freeman*
Morgan!France: *Staaaaaaaaaaaarrrreeeeeee*
Morgan!Admin: *Staaaaaaaaaaaarrrreeeeeee*
World: *explodes*
Gir (from Invader Zim): WAFFLEZ! ^u^
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Hetalia Crack!
FanfictionWarning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose you...
