I was lied to. I thought we were out of cat food so I gave him milk. He took like two licks out of it. That milk better be gone in the morning you ungrateful twit. Who the fuck said cats drink milk? I will feed your children to you, you liar... YES I AM MAD.
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Tyler Talk [Complete]
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