I hate being tired and then getting all nice and comfy to sleep. I close my eyes but I don't fall asleep until like ten minutes later............................ wtf? I could have robbed banks in that time you ain't let me sleep. I coulda got me a boyfriend, got married and had ten kids, watched them graduate with a PhD and get married twice in that time. Let me go the fuck to sleep.... Damn....
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Tyler Talk [Complete]
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