Soooooooo I was hoping it wouldn't happen like this but it might (I figured it would as long as I'm stuck in Maryland)
BUT
I'm on glide. I get a message from some guy. He's adorbs. We get to talking and he's like "I wanna see u I got to know u soo well that u could be the ugliest and id still be falling in love with u lol :*"
AAAAAAAAWWWZZZ
HIS FACE IS FRIGGING KEWT
okay, case numba tue
A bit of the same thing but we go off his glide name. He's a pengyyyyyyyy (penguin)!!!!! One who makes dem beats, niqqa. WITH THE FLUFFIEST CHEEK MEAT EBBER. LIKE I WANT TO NOM HIM.
Why do all the good ones live so far away... ;-;

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